You know you’ve had a tough leg workout when:
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That wasn’t my leg! 
Where the hell are all these boll weevils coming from?
Should I have my gallbladder removed?
Boll weevils don’t come from your gallbladder. And if they are, you’re in SERIOUS trouble.
Those would be gall weevils.
**Weapons of Mass Distraction (Ladies, share your boob stories)
best calling cards
What did you dream about last night?
Going to Bangkok on Saturday!
Thailand!
Is this a scam? **
No, there really is a Thailand
**So, I Don’t Have a Son After All
Things that remind you that you and your SO live in very different worlds **
Woah. 7.9 quake and tsunami near American Samoa
What the hell did you just do, you moron?
NEVER push the red button!
**Turns out Hitler may not have died in that bunker after all…
I caught a groundhog! Now what? (Need answer fast) **
It’s the return of the Evil Nazi Groundhogs!
**Your geographical extremes
Jupiter and the Moon **
Well, you sure get around!
Hum, is there any reason the OP of that thread is identified only as ‘guest’? Don’t think I’ve seen that one before on here…
**Things that remind you that you and your SO live in very different worlds
Jupiter and the Moon **
I’ve heard of long distance relationships, but that’s just ridiculous.
What to do when your bored
Let’s talk about amazing pens.
I’m not THAT bored.
Tattoo removal?
What were they thinking?
Well… 24 grit and a belt sander seemed like a good idea at the time.
So, I Don’t Have a Son After All
need to have an unpleasant phone conversation with my former landlord
**Any Plumbers in the House?
Liquid or Solid?
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Liquid Plumber, of course!
I can’t change my light bulb
Any Plumbers in the House?
Tell me again why hemp is illegal?
conspiracies and pseudoscience hubbajub
:eek: The Illuminati is behind the anti drug movement?
**Erwin Schrödinger
Any cats I should avoid? **
^Winner.
One-liners you’ve said that brought down the house
The FBI guarantees my Nigerian Riches
If you meant it seriously, yeah, it’d be funny as hell.