**Bishop negotiates child sex settlement, and then . . .
Cesario, you’re awfully sanctimonious for a pedophile
To all the celebrities supporting Roman Polanski’s release
I feel dirty and guilty and we haven’t even had adulterous sex.
What’s with all this paedo stuff?
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**Erwin Schrödinger
The Unexpected Hanging Paradox
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You don’t know if the prisoner has been hanged until you open the box. Until then, he’s in a superposition of states.
My ‘Kindergarten Cop’ moment
Where can one obtain a fire extinguisher?
Who decides who gets to be part of a movie production crew?
Gay Pirates
“Best boy” indeed.
** The little mysteries of life which you can’t understand
Is myspace dead? **
**What kind of shoes do you prefer?
OMG New Shoes!! **
Letterman can’t keep his pants zipped.
Young Frankenstein - Why a zipper?
**I was given a telescope - now what?
Gay Pirates **
That be one option.
Why do all New York City taxis look the same?
Mayonnaise
** Halloween Exchange
We Have Pigeon Eggs **
Don’t hold your breath…
**How Should We Combat Modern Racism?
Depth Charging Submarines **
**Who do you have a crush on right…NOW?
The new girl in the office
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Your Kid The Only One In The Class “not invited”
My wife and I have a parenting disagreement. Who’s right?
What the hell did you just do, you moron?
You have estimated…Poorly
A Because I Know How Much My Life Fascinates Y’all MMP
You have estimated…Poorly
**Coleslaw, not your average question.
conspiracies and pseudoscience hubbajub **
Who knew pickled cabbage was so mysterious?
What’s with all this paedo stuff?
Legal in All Circumstances (or, I Wish a Muthasucka would!)
:eek:
** One-liners you’ve said that brought down the house
Making an offer on a house tomorrow in Portland**
Realtor: Is that an offer, or a joke?
Buyer: It’s an offer.
Realtor: It’s a joke!
**Examples of bad design
Creepy unchanging smile of Barak Obama **
“Damn you, Professor! You screwed up the android double again!”
**The little mysteries of life which you can’t understand
Awesome typos. **
“None of my typos are ever awesome.” sniff
**What to do about massive health insurance profits?
Suicide by Living Will **
That seems a bit over the top. How about a nice protest instead?