Avast! It's that time of year again.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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“Hello, there. Say, can I interest you in a few bootleg copies of Microsoft Windows 7?”

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Saturday is also the first day of Rosh Hoshanna, the Jewish new year. As I perform my own services at home, I intend to pray like a pirate.

“Hear all ye bilge rats! The Lord is G-d. The Lord is one. Blessed be His glorious sovereignty til the seas be dry”

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Yarr. Did yer mohel use a rusty cutlass on ye…?

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I’ll be flyin’ me Jolly Roger, awright.

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If any of ye bilge-rats and cutthroats be in Hampton Roads, Virginny tomorrow, ye might want to get yer flea-bitten carcasses down to the Mariners’ Museum: https://app.e2ma.net/app/view:CampaignPublic/id:20164.2394448098/rid:b70692a9d4720e4e826b1273fd8da40e

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And I be out of rum!

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But getting into the spirit of things (pun- you can laugh now) can I interest any of you wenches in seeing the golden rivet?

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Arrr, ye be getting an extra share of the Booty fer that!

Be wishing ye scurvy dogs a Happy Talk like a pirate day… Arrr!

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But Why is the rum gone?

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Why is it always the rum?

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So to all the Jewish Dopers: Happy New Yarrrrrrr, me hearties!

(Is it in bad taste to make a joke about blowing the shofarrrrr? :p)

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RIAA ho! Make ready to board ‘er, me tars, we’re takin’ this ship in the name of the Public Domain! H’ist the torrents an’ share the files!

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Arrr! Mateys! Have you checked your pirate names? http://www.piratequiz.com/
Mine be: Iron Morgan Flint. That be the name they will call me in Fiddlers Green. Arrr! I be off to get loaded to the gunwales.

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Mad Morty Cash.

Geez. I sound like I work for the RIAA.

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Pfft. Ninjas are better.

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December 5 be their day, Matey!

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Redhook’s Revenge a fine and educational (though with one or two mentions of bordellos) computer game.

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Arrrr matey, thar be much education in a bawdy-house, if ye keeps yer eyes open and yer mitts in the right place…

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I just wanted to warn parents. 90% of the game is fine for kids but one of the questions mentions bordellos and one town description (Foultown I think) mentions brothels.

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Tell the kids the brothels are soup stands, and the bordellos are Italian lumberyards.

(unsheaths and waves cutlass) Arrr now, back ye dogs! Back t’ th’ thread with ye!