For that poor pun, Qad must walk the plank.
Me pirate’s name is Iron Jenny Kidd–which sounds more like a plan for the afternoon then a name. I’m a reliable, steady pirate, not flashy or violent.
Great. A middling pirate. It seems I was born to be average.
At least I don’t have those nasty flea infested parrots on my shoulder. Ugh. And there’s always the rum…
RE the golden rivet: No.