That works!
Here be your tights and leotard, aye!
E.
Excuse me, lass? Chorus line?
Boys, I think we got us a new ship te sink!
YARRRRR!
Permission to come aboard, Cap’n? I lost track of which positions are left to fill, but I’m definitely pirate material, and I got girly bits, too.
OH, YEAH? bites Greenback, and HARD And then, my parrot will bite you!
Let’s call it the LadyHawke. All in favor, say AYE!
Archers! (Do we have any?) Fire at that overturned ship out in the bay!
YaWanna! Permission granted. Are you any good at weapons?
Here’s more positions I want filled (snerk):
Lookout
WeaponsMaster
Quartermaster
Concubine-sorter
Is there any sort of dress code required for the concubines? Of course I would prefer to wear nothing at all while performing my duties, but if you would like me to wear some sort of lycra-spandex pirate outfit I could certainly do that.
Also, I would really like to have a parrot that would remain perched on my shoulder while I am performing my manly duties. A talking parrot that would shout inspirational messages while I am working would be AWESOME!
YAR!
Thankee, Cap’n. I don’t have weapons experience, but I think I be a fine Quartermaster. With your permission, o’course.
Great idea! We need a Costumer.
YaWaana, welcome aboard!
Where’s Kythereia? She can be the Concubine-Sorter.
It’s not like her to miss an opportunity for concubines, Cap’n. Mayhap we’ll have to arrange some sort of rescue–only capture by the Royal Navy would keep her from sortin’ <snerk> the concubines.
Normally this is where I’d jump right in, for I am a true master of weapons, and a lord of battle. However, I can see that I’d not be wanted for me prowess with… iron and steel. I think I may have to go get my fleet of long ships to sail forth from the Northlands to raise and pillage the shores of these strange southern lands. And when I do, no one, not Spaniards, nor Dutch, nor men of Bitain, not even you lasses of furtune, will stop me from turning this place into a Viking lake.
I would like to be the lookout Captain. Or the random sailor that is climbing the rigging.
Land off the Port Bow!!!
Ahoy! Cap’n, I can tie some fine knots, and by the Devil’s teeth! I’m right handy with a cat-o-nine tails. Ye’ll be needin’ someone t’keep them menfolk disciplined, and I’d be right glad to flog them what gets out o’ line.
You have to do it right, lass, because methinks most of them’ll enjoy it. 
Let’s review our crew:
Captain **Anaamika **
First Mate **Anastasaeon **
Wizard Draelin
Cook eleanorigby
Navigator Dorjan
Entertainer Elza B
Quartermaster YaWanna
Lookout **Ludy ** (how well does *that * work out)
Ropemaster & Whipmaster The Weird One
Concubine-sorter Kythereia, who may have to be rescued
Concubines:
**Clothahump ** (**Draelin’s ** personal)
The Unkempt One (First Mate’s personal)
**Inigo Montoya ** (my personal)
**Quicksilver ** (Ship whore 
)
Regallag_The_Axe (Sure, why not?)
Cabin Servants:
mr bus guy
Lookin good! Where we be headed? Lookout Ludy, what land do you see?
Yarrr, I be thinkin’ I yam the only one 'round these parts with actual canon firing experience. I can concubine between shots if that be needed.
Second Mate Snakescatlady is back with the aviary, and some flight diapers. We don’t want bird poop on our lovely Captain. Oh, I see I was left off the roster. Did I get fired while I was gone?
Whoops!
Captain **Anaamika **
First Mate **Anastasaeon **
Second Mate SnakesCatLady
Wizard Draelin
Cook eleanorigby
Navigator Dorjan
Entertainer Elza B
Quartermaster YaWanna
Lookout **Ludy ** (how well does *that * work out)
Ropemaster & Whipmaster The Weird One
Concubine-sorter Kythereia, who may have to be rescued
Concubines:
**Clothahump ** (**Draelin’s ** personal)
The Unkempt One (First Mate’s personal)
**Inigo Montoya ** (my personal)
**Quicksilver ** (Ship whore )
Regallag_The_Axe (Sure, why not?)
**brownie55 ** (belongs to SnakesCatLady, if she wants)
Cabin Servants:
mr bus guy
Lookin good! Where we be headed? Lookout Ludy, what land do you see?
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::A fleet of fifty longships packed with Nordic warrors approaches. Standing on the dragon shaped figure head of the first ship stands Regallag the Axe, dressed in armor and holding a vicious looking axe that’s four feet across, from blade to blade::
Hey, how did I get roped into being a concubine while I was in Sweden? Anyway, we’re off to Havanna, to burn it to the ground, and cary the gold and slaves home. So I guess won’t be able to play concubine. Not untill we’ve come back and brought women, and established a fortress outpost at least.
“Onward, warriors! To glory!”
Oh, ye think? Don’t mess with me or I’ll put you in tights and tap shoes and make ye sing “Edelweiss”!
E.
I’ll be the cook (as long as there’s a generator and a microwave )