ah - cook is taken - I should’ve read the thread first
well - do you have a ‘kitty-wrangler’ yet? with me and SnakesCatLady on board, you’ll need one
Well off to the Starboard bow there is
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So I suggest we take a hard turn to Port to this nice little island that has Palm trees and plenty of rum.
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Well off to the Starboard bow there is
Drink up me harties, Yo ho!
Why go anywhere when we Port right here?
Should I bite harder to make the list?
Oo, is Johnny Depp, er, Cap’n Sparrow still there? He’d make a right fine prisoner!
Captain **Anaamika’s ** back from lunch, me hearties! anyrose, what does a kittywrangler do?
I say we go to the island with the rum, too! Clap Cap’n Sparrow in irons! Bring him along!
**Greenback ** - you can be a cabin boy.
I would make sure the ship’s cats (yes plural) didn’t get in the way of the pilot, I’d keep them busy with 'stuffed mouse on string at the end of a fishing pole" toys and the like.
I’d keep 'em purring
… And then let the whole crew have a turn at 'im!
Oh … did I say that out loud?
That’s it. Sign me up as official ship’s enemy. The one that never actually kills the crew, except when it’s a dramatic moment with cool dramatic music playing and everyone can be all weepy about it, then come back later to blow my ship out of the water, but only after I have a dazzling swordfight with your captain!
What? C’mon, every pirate ship needs an enemy!
ArrMatey, you could be the *perfect * enemy! But to make it good, there has to be some romantic tension between you and I…
Draelin, so long as I get him first, he’ll go around to everyone. Same goes for all the concubines.
Point of order Cap’n…as Cabin Servant, I think that would be a step above Cabin Boy and as such, all “boys” be reportin’ to my orders.
And if Anyrose is agreeable ma’am, I might supply the first ship’s kitty? I submit the fine young Cuervo fills the bill nicely, having the advantage of a young age, a fine disposition and a name suiting a ship of drunkenness and debauchery?
Plus he has not been “altered” and so could serve the dual purpose of concubine to the female pussies aboard? Uh, kitties i meant.
I’ll take extra special care of that one, matey
er, uh, I’ll leave that up to the kitties - give 'em some privacy, savvy?
Wait, wait, wait! Does this mean that I will only be concubining for one person? That’s not what I signed on for. I fully expected to service an entire ship full of lonely ladies. I don’t know if I can be tied down to only one lady pirate. This entire ship needs me! Don’t waste me like this!
Yes. Yes, you did. I second that!
Oh, don’t worry about that. We’ll rotate regularly (snicker).
either we need more concubimes, or we WILL have to share
just because I boarded late, does that mean I have to spend the entire voyage frustrated?
Is **Mr Bus Guy ** joining us?
Aye, and bringing the 1st ship’s kitty. Techinically a cabin servant, but if the shortage of able concubines should leave a crew member frustrated, then my willingness to be an able servant extend…well wherever my help is needed.
All this personnel sorting is working up appetites. Betimes for the menu to be sorted.
I make a mean BBQ (think Fried Green Tomatoes…)
Arr, Captainness, can ye guarantee thet the kitties won’t be eatin’ the parrot, think on…
Anyone (concubine) wanna check out the crow’s nest with me afore I starts me cookin’?
Oh, yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum…py-pumpy!