Hur, hur, he said “Extend”, hur, hur.
eleanorigby, the kitties be **anyrose’s ** problem! Any kitty who eats a parrot will be made to walk the plank! And then **anyrose ** will then be flogged publicly!
And yeah, we need more concubines.
'Course there is. But neither of us would ever admit it!
And I -will- get you this time, Captain, mark my words!
All right! We have a target!
Ship on the Port side! All hands on deck! We’re goin’ after the biggest, baddest, meanest pirate there be - ArrMatey! Load the guns! Let’s send him to Davey Jones’ locker…
Dead men tell no tales!
they won’t “eat” the parrots, they’ll just chase 'em a bit
(smokey, for one, doesn’t eat anything that moves, but she does terrorize it)
Would ye be likin’ wind, rain, or just a hail of fire, Captain?
Load with chain-shot Captin my Captainess?
Ye can’t touch me if ye can’t catch me, captain!
Faster ship, longer range guns. No way I’ll let ye in close…
Unless ye ask real nicely! wicked grin
Load the cannon with buckshot and take out his sails! Bring them down! And Wizard Draelin, a nice Meteor Shower’d be perfect right about now!
Smokey! Cuervo! ATTACK!!!
One meteor shower, comin’ right up! incomprehensible wizardy muttering, followed by flaming rocks pelting the other ship
Wow. Meteor showers are fun. 
He’s getting away from us! I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using?
Inconceivable!
bang
Inconceivable!
Humble cabin servant offering to break wind?
Chains are ready for boarding the enemy vessel, Captain, to clap those rogues in irons. Or do we make 'em iron? Questions, questions.
::tucks Quervo into her cleavage to keep him out from underfoot during the battle::
why you keep saying that? i do not think that word means what you think it means
Curses!
Just a damn second Unkept, you cheap tramp. I’m the ship whore. This is MY corner. Find yourself another ship to work before I scratch your eyes out.
…foiled again. 
Snakescatlady, I’m sure part of them is already iron, if you catch my drift. (Snerk)
Leave their captain for me! I will kill him myself!