awaits in the hold, pistols at the ready, as the captain drops down. Fifty fresh crewmen, too.
Just playin’ possum, lass. Now, let’s set the sails and take the good captain with us. Her crew can chase if they like.
and Arr!'s crew sails off into the sunset
Ok, now I demand my fair share of plunder for services rendered. The total comes to… one thousand dubloons.
::runs to cabin. drags out Hemi outboard motor (“damn, that thing’s heavy”)::
YaWanna! Here! Let the chase begin!
::runs to cabin. drags out Hemi outboard motor (“damn, that thing’s heavy”)::
YaWanna! Here! Let the chase begin! The Captain (and I guess Inigo as well) must be rescued!
Cool…duel hemi’s!
:: Facing 51 enemies ::
Well this is all I have to fight with…which of you shall I run through first?
This thing’s got a hemi?
I’m in the hold, fighting too! And as Captain’s prerogative, I’ve got a pistol! pulls it out and cocks it squarely at ArrMatey!
Turn this ship around, boyo.
All right, mateys, we’re closin’ in on 'em fast. Mr bus guy, how’s the new ammo, er, supply coming? Check that litterbox! And somebody stand by with that bucket o’blood(y stuff), just in case!
We’ll win this yet!
(YaWanna, I am now officially leaving for the weekend. I expect you to take care of things until the Second Mate shows up!)
:: also cocks squarely at ArrMatey and prepares to … er … fire :: :smack:
Oy, Captainess! Give Arr Matey a sip from your hip flask!
pssst…but soft, my Captainess. I slipped some Viagra in the rum! Arr Matey wil only be thinkin’ 'bout his own plank soon…
<turns and speaks to the other crew members>
Try the rumaki–really, it’s very good. Oy! anyrose --bosun’s meat tender yet? Lemme know, and as soon as it is…I’ll try out my own personal recipe on it.
Heh.
(think am channelling the bawdiest cook in pirate history over here…)
wonders if Inigo has any “ammo” left…
wakes up, rubs the sleep out of her eyes, looks around.
Oh crap, I kinda missed out on that one. Apparently I am not so good a the lookout thing.
Swings down to the deck with my trusted knife between my teeth
But I can swing on rigging like nobody’s business.
I’m ready for the fight Captain, sorry for the nap.
also wakes up, slips on her big. big boots and grabs her trusty sai
glances around to see if anyone needs a sharp point between their ribs
::turns around startled, wiping lips::
hmm? what? oh yes! tender! very tender! 
[hijack]My crew (a couple of dozen women) and I (a male), are heading off for the weekend tomorrow for our last on-water bash for the season. They are a dragon boat canoe racing team of breast cancer survivors whom I coach, and in all seriousness, they are my heros.[/hijack]
What kind of guy calls himself Muffin?
OTOH, Captain, Can I shoot something?
Avast, me hearties, I’m back! (but briefly)
Whadaya mean, how did I get here? I, uh, I’m a really fast swimmer. Yeah, that’s it! Now, what’ve I missed?
The cap’n’s in trouble, you say?
quickly swims over to the enemy ship
climbs on deck, dripping wet
[coyly]Ahoy, boys![/coyly]
procedes to “distract” ArrMatey’s crew
Here, have another load of deadly Cuervo/Smokey ammo. I fed them overnight a mix of strong fish, and mild laxative. They’re a bit worn, but sleeping soundly knowing they gave their best (or worst) to the cause!
“merrrowrr!!! (fft fft fft)”