Some people dress babies like they’re three year olds. Just sayin.
This was just a fairly popular thread topic on Reddit. I guess OP thought he’d be able to get some upvotes or karma here or something.
Do you have any stories?
This one time we were putting together a temporary billboard on top of a building advertising for a traveling circus. It said “Come and see the elephants and hippos!!” The buidling we were putting this on top of was a Weight Watchers location.
Talk about your awkward erections.
Don’t go on Reddit so not really.
Anyway I feel most people have misconstrued my question. I wasn’t asking about your dick so to speak, but more about situations when it erected and may have not been the most appropriate of times for it to do so.
While reading this thread.
I’m flattered.
You have two dicks?:eek:
I had an erection from age 15 until maybe 22. While I never exposed myself fully, my wardrobe selection made sure there were no unanswered questions.
Like a girl with an awesome body or big boobs, I say “If you’ve got it, flaunt it.”
It stood me well, and garnered many “connections” I may otherwise have missed. Plus working in a strip club never hurt either. 
I suppose in that time I attended church and a funeral or two, but I don’t think anyone noticed…
7 year erection, must be some kind of record.
I got an erection during a prostate examination once.
My patient was rather embarrassed.
My wife asked this morning, “How come you don’t wake up with an erection?”
I replied, “Because you’re the woman of my dreams.”
Seriously, I think Oprah did a show on this topic once. Or at least this topic was explored even if it wasn’t the main point of the show. I recall one woman insisting that her husband go to a therapist as he was rough-housing with a little girl (one of their daughters?) and got an erection. The man was terribly embarrassed and ashamed, but then found out that it was a common reaction and didn’t mean he was a pervert. On that same show, several other men came forward and copped to other awkward erections and the assumptions/accusations that sometimes accompanied them.
Was an interesting show. Certainly, I’m not the only one who watched it.
Stop playing with it. You’ll shoot your eye out with that thing, kid.
Careful. Unfortunately, in this day and age, all it takes is some bozo thinking this is some sort of threat for you to spend 5 months in jail and face possibly years in one.
Well I thought nominating Sarah Palin for the VP slot kind of made that election a bit Awkward. For example when she…
…What? …
…Erection!?..
never mind
It’s actually a thing in the “legitimate” massage profession.
In “legitimate” massage, the client is always covered with a sheet, and only the parts of the body being massaged at any moment are uncovered. Genitalia, butts, and boobs are off-limits. 
Nevertheless, there’s nothing uncommon about male clients getting a hard-on during a massage, and drapery notwithstanding, it’s obvious.
In professional massage classes, the student are explicitly taught to simply ignore it.
Seems kinda silly. I mean, isn’t the whole idea of massage, to massage any stiff body parts until they aren’t stiff anymore?
– Senegoid, CMT (yes, really)
Best OP title/user name combo of the month.
it’s why I can’t wear boxers most of the time. too much movement/friction, and “surprise tent” is an affliction I thought I had left behind in middle school.
Yeah, and those commercials say to seek medical attention if you have one that lasts four hours.