This thread is not what I was expecting. I was thinking more along the lines of the Tower of Pisa, and other erections that went wrong.
no pictures?
Awkward? Not in my vocabulary. Stand proud godammit! That’s what I say.
I ended up sitting on the lap of a manager once. He got an erection. It was awkward. I pretended it never happened, like any decent woman should.
We’ll assume this was not a lap-dance situation.
Middle school. Had to carry book in front of me way more often then I cared to.
Yeah, not uncommon.
No, that’s for a different awkward problem.
In 8th grade Catholic school we had to go to mass twice a week, and god knows why (well, aside from the fact that I was, you know, in 8th grade) but every time we had to kneel it seemed I got a hard on for the rest of the service. Awkward.
I got your meaning instantly. Not that I’ve ever been in an awkward situation.
How about when getting your vasectomy stitches removed? :eek:
It hasn’t happened yet, but I work in captions/subtitles/localization. Mostly it’s TV broadcast in any genre, major (theatrical) film reformats, I’ve done 100 different films a month consistently.
I’ve only worked on soft porn-- meaning, just consensual sex or self-pleasuring-- about twice every three months. Hey, it pays the office electricity, I suppose. You know, drunk/drugged girl, 19-20, gets on bus, bed, in shower, sometimes takes off clothes, sometimes masturbates, sometimes hooks up with BFF, etc. And it’s SOOOO fucking annoying to caption, because of the dumb-ass cameramen who feel the need to repeat everything the girl says, which causes every girl to repeat the cameraman! (1,200 captions? Really??)
Still, there’s a few minutes each file where there’s no dialogue other than " ( moaning, panting, loud moaning )", and here I am at my comfy desk, and POP! There he is! 
With my luck, I’m expecting the fire alarm to blare whenever I get something like this to work on. I’ll hear, “Locrian! We gotta get outta here! Quick! Stand up and run outside!” and then everyone will notice Mr. Happy trying to break free of my Levis. I’ll probably run into the nearest girl and accidentally poke her leg with Locrianpenis and get a sex harassment write-up, having to unsuccessfully claim that loud ringing bells is what turned me on.
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Yeah, pretty much matches my angle…
That was the work of the Holy Spirit.
This is out of line. Knock it off. (sic)
twickster, MPSIMS moderator
Calm down mod you can take off your jackboots once in a while.
I smell a joke, dude.
woosh much?
Well it would be awkward to get an erection so diminutive she didn’t realize you were ready.
What’s awkward, is the OP wants us to tell him our penis stories, yet he gives none of his own. It kind of makes my wary of why he started this thread.