Do women ever suffer the analogous condition, i.e. arousal in a public setting that results in a glistening wet spot on their pants/shorts?
I’ve been noticing a troublesome trend lately of posters who are oddly obsessed with their own or other person’s penises.
Hang on, I’ll call my mom.
If someone happened to film that, it sounds like it might be a good one for you to caption.
I get unprovoked erections when I’m hungover. Now imagine being a student where you had to stand up when answering questions…
…yes. Stupid haywire teenage hormones.
Let’s take care not to devolve into Penthouse Forum territory, shall we?
My family went on a ski trip. One morning before breakfast I was sitting in the living room of the place we had rented, everyone was milling about prepping their gear and what-not. I was wearing sweatpants with boxers underneath. My 4-year old nephew came over and sat on my lap and asked me to read him a book. About half-way through, Mr. Happy noticed contact, and woke up. It was morning, after all. I quickly suggested we both sit on the floor, criss-cross-applesauce style, next to each other. I finished the book that way.
I do not, and never have, become aroused at the thought of young boys, related to me or otherwise. It was just the circumstances of clothing and time of day that brought it on.
I’m the only one that was aware of it, but it was awkward.
Since there’s been some spotlight on this question, I’ll go ahead and give a sort-of answer, speaking as a woman (and not as a moderator!) And that is, for women, a much more real concern in the spotting department is the failure of feminine protection products, which can cause a way more visible spot, and in way more volume. I can honestly say that whatever might be going on down there when I see something sexy would never actually be of enough volume to stain or dampen clothing visibly.
Fighting ignorance!
So it’s preferable to be tumescent than endometreotic?
(I learned early that the nuns are less likely to slap potty-mouths if they have a grudging respect for breadth of vocabulary)
Sorry if my language seemed salacious; I suppose I could have left the word “glistening” out of it. 
I have never heard this before so I googled it and and the first hit was urban dictionary.
It has three entries. The first two say it’s another term for sitting indian style.
The third says it means crossing the streams into water so the water turns yellow and churns like applesauce.
Most assuredly not.
Not me, but Anthony Wiener did. OP, is that you? 
Is that you Senator McCain?
I once put up a building on property I did not own. Awkward!
Hmm, I wonder how a thread on awkward, umm, hygiene product failures would fare on this board…
On second thought, maybe I don’t wanna know. 