Back on Track: NYC Mega-Dopefest -- January 5, 2002

[Nacho4Sara]

I’m so there! I’m getting a pretty huge loan refund in a few weeks and I’m going to set aside a few hundred buckeroos just for this event.

This time, however, I will do my best not to get drunk and kiss everyone. Although Lux Fiat better watch out, 'cause he sure is a cutie, and I call first dibs on his lips.

BTW, IIRC, I did get a kiss from you, Ike. It may have been my drunken stupor, but I remember a chaste, fatherly smackeroo just before I left.

Billdo, your the best! Can I stay with you again, pretty please?

[Nacho4Sara]

What’s this about Billdo’s ass? Did I miss this last January?

Now you have to tell, Green Bean!

[Annie-Xmas]

I’ve never New York Dopefested before, but I am making plans now to New Yor Dopefest like it’s on sale for $20.02

[Hamadryad]

*Originally posted by Rosebud *
**Billdo, the rules clearly state everyone has to make out with he (or she) who organizes a Dopefest.
**

It’s true, they do, and I still owe you payment for last year, Billdo. I owe you for the organization AND the crash-space AND the bagels…so if I don’t pay it all off in one lump, and soon, gawd only knows what I’ll owe you in 2003!

[sub]At this rate, by the time I get up there I won’t be allowed to leave the apartment.[/sub]

[MannyL]

As long as I have not found employment by the time of the fest I will be there for the fest

[Wonko_The_Sane]

*Originally posted by Rosebud *
**Billdo, the rules clearly state everyone has to make out with he (or she) who organizes a Dopefest.

No really, they say that. I just can’t find my copy right now. Honest. **

I don’t remember this part! Damn! I was cheated!

I’m in!

For the dopefest.

[vix]

[blur]

That sounds like a good date. I’ll have to see if I can get some time off from work since I work weekends. Any dopers coming from or through Connecticut and want to carpool?

[DAVEW0071]

*Originally posted by Rosebud *
**Billdo, the rules clearly state everyone has to make out with he (or she) who organizes a Dopefest.

No really, they say that. I just can’t find my copy right now. Honest. **

Everyone has to? Everyone??!! Eew! Bill, no offense, but can I just buy you a beer instead?

::rushing off to brush my teeth at the very thought of it::

Oh, I’ll be there, by the way. Mrs. Dave-Guy said I’m an adult, and she was only worried about Sakura’s safety. Apparently, it’s ok if someone wants to drop an airplane on me.

[Billdo]

*Originally posted by Rosebud *
Billdo, the rules clearly state everyone has to make out with he (or she) who organizes a Dopefest.

No really, they say that. I just can’t find my copy right now. Honest.

Well, why do you all think I so enjoy organizing Dopefests (though all of the other Doper-babes seem to be unable to find their copy of the rules as well ).

Hama and Nacho, you’re welcome to crash at Chez Billdo, though it will again likely be crowded with Green Bean, her husband, and Spot the Wonderpup, along with perhaps one more. Last time it was cozy but comfortable, but if we add too many more folks it may turn into a writhing mass of bodies (on the other hand, if you’re into writhing masses of bodies . . . ).

I’m sure the rest of the New York Dopers will be glad to offer overnight space on bed, couch, floor, hammock or bondage hook. For those who prefer more private lodging, there are a number of reasonably priced hotels in my neighborhood and elsewhere in the City.

Green Bean, I don’t think you’re icky, just the idea of making out with my sister is icky. If you’d like, I’ll keep the list of folks who want to make out with you (though I’m not quite sure your hubby would appreciate it).

And, Euty, I’d keep the list of folks who’d like to make out with you, but I’m not sure my computer has enough memory.

[magdalene]

…the rules clearly state everyone has to make out with he (or she) who organizes a Dopefest.

Whoa, I clearly owe manhattan some “special time” in that case. And there is going to be a fest at my house next month!!!

[Billdo]

The New York City Mega-Dopefest Weekend – January 4-6, 2002

Details to be announced, but the Mega-Dopefest will be Saturday, January 5.

Signed up as maybes or Yes, Yes, Yessss, Oh Yessssss (26):

Annie-Xmas, Arden Ranger, Billdo, Biggirl, blur, bouv, delphica, DAVEW0071, Eutychus55, Geobabe, Green Bean, Hamadryad, magdalene, MannyL, Nacho4Sara, Rasa, Rosebud, SmackFu, THespos, TruePices, Ukuele Ike, Verrain, vix, Wierddave, Wonko The Sane, Zyada

Unwilling to change his so-important plans (1): rocking chair

Ideas and Volunteers needed for:
Leading tours of museums or other cultural attractions
A casual,reasonably-priced restaurant in the Chelsea/Greenwich Village area with a party space for 75-100.
Places for out-of-town Dopers to stay.
Possible child care for Dopers-with-kids.
Carpooling from other East Coast cities.
Web hosting/design for Mega-Dopefest website
Friday night activities.
Ways to convince all of the mods/admins to come.
Hangover cures!

Respectfully submitted,

Billdo

[Geobabe]

*Originally posted by Billdo *
** Carpooling from other East Coast cities.

Ways to convince all of the mods/admins to come.
**

I am coming from the DC area–Northern Virginia, to be exact–and am willing to give rides, provided I have a working car at that time.

I am sure to be wearing my Official Dopefest Miniskirt[sup]tm[/sup], if that helps at all.

[Biggirl]

Hey, I’ve started cleaning my apartment. It is a possibility that it will be clean enough for someone to bunk on the couch or sleep on the floor (we’ve got sleeping bags).

Geobabe thinks I’m sultry. Whoo hoo!

I don’t mean ‘whoo hoo’, I really mean: Why dontcha come up and see me sometime, Bill and Uke. Grrrr!

[sub]I am just so not good at being sultry.

[lurkernomore]

*Originally posted by Billdo *
**The New York City Mega-Dopefest Weekend – January 4-6, 2002

Details to be announced, but the Mega-Dopefest will be Saturday, January 5.

Signed up as maybes or Yes, Yes, Yessss, Oh Yessssss (26):

Annie-Xmas, Arden Ranger, Billdo, Biggirl, blur, bouv, delphica, DAVEW0071, Eutychus55, Geobabe, Green Bean, Hamadryad, magdalene, MannyL, Nacho4Sara, Rasa, Rosebud, SmackFu, THespos, TruePices, Ukuele Ike, Verrain, vix, Wierddave, Wonko The Sane, Zyada

Respectfully submitted,

Billdo **

Please note, I am not here, even though **TruePisces ** has posted I am coming [sub] yeah, I guess I’m whipped…[/sub]. However, I see this…

*Originally posted by TruePisces *
**

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Originally posted by Eutychus55

Hey, don’t feel bad. I don’t see anybody lining up to make out with me! I think I’m going to end up being the quiet guy in the corner who everyone is a little afraid to approach.

That’s because we are all awed by your brilliance.

But I’ll make out with you if lurker doesn’t mind.

**

Has **Billdo ** been bought?

[Geobabe]

Biggirl, I recall you saying something along the lines of “I gotta get me a miniskirt” last time I was in NYC wearing mine, so clearly, you want to be sultry. It’s all in the attitude, and you’ve definitely got plenty of attitude, so I’m sure you can do it with no trouble a’tall.

[Billdo]

*Originally posted by lurkernomore *
Please note, I am not here, even though **TruePisces ** has posted I am coming [sub] yeah, I guess I’m whipped…[/sub]. However, I see this… <snip>

Has **Billdo ** been bought?

Well, lurkernomore, I must admit that I didn’t put you on the list because TruePisces’ post that you were coming was in [sub][sup]little-bitty teeny-tiny type[/sub][/sup] which I missed in reviewing the first page.

However, I am proud to announce that I am quite willing to be bought off by cash, sexual favors, or booze. If you have things that you want to make sure will happen (or won’t happen) at the Mega-Dopefest, drop me an e-mail and I’ll send you my price list.

[Green_Bean]

Oh, Lordy! I thought seeing your naked ass was bad. Seeing you prostitute yourself is even worse. Get some dignity, man!

[Billdo]

*Originally posted by Green Bean *
Oh, Lordy! I thought seeing your naked ass was bad. Seeing you prostitute yourself is even worse. Get some dignity, man!

I’m not prostituting myself, I’m just doing the public service of allowing Dopers to customize the Dopefest experience if they consider the cost of so doing to be an appropriate value. And besides, I thought I was prostituting myself in a quite dignified manner.

[Hamadryad]

*Originally posted by Billdo *
**And besides, I thought I was prostituting myself in a quite dignified manner. **

Are you wearing a silk smoking jacket and holding a glass of Vin de Bourgeouise, '68? That would be dignified prostitution.

Then again, to most of us ignerint Amurrikins, anything in another language sounds dignified…so if you can say, “Hey baby…I’ve got an eight-inch tongue and can breathe through my ears” in Italian, we’ll probably all swoon anyhow.