My all purpose shout-out in traffic is “Learn to drive, asshole!” Not clever, but simple, effective and easy to remember.
So. . .you basically got tailgated by a guy and then yelled at him to let him know that he could have anal sex with you for the mere cost of a dinner.
You zinged him.
Hey, I didn’t say the words were good.
Not exactly a bad comeback but it is in the same vein.
Back when I was in high school I hung out with this girl Ann. Had a big ol crush on her as well, not that it has anything to do with the story. But anyway…
Ann and I were in the parking lot at school. Ann was graduating. She was a year ahead of me. The parking lot was packed.
The seniors had an extra day off, called senior day oddly enough, so they could get all their graduation stuff in order. Of coarse this meant that all the seniors went and had a party somewhere.
We were sitting on Anns car and a friend of ours Mike strolls up with an unhappy look on his face. He stops and tells Ann that the senior day has been canceled, they aren’t getting the day off.
Ann sputtered for a moment then asked Mike if he was serious. Mike said he was. Ann got a really angry look on her face, jumped off the car, took a step or two then yelled at the top of her lungs:
‘THAT IS SO…SO…THAT IS SO SUCKY!’
Did I meantion that Ann could cuss like a really pissed off drunken sailor? A pissed off drunked sailor that hadn’t had sex in 6 months and just dropped his last bottle of hootch? So this utterance was not what we expected.
After a second of stunned silence in the parking lot Mike and I both started laughing.
Slee