Pete and Repete were sitting on a fence. Pete fell off. Who was left?
Repete.
Pete and Repete were sitting on a fence. Pete fell off .Who was left?
Repete.
Etc, etc.
What is red, slimy and climbs up a woman’s leg?
A homesick abortion
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no eye deer.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no testicles?
Still no fuckin’ eye deer.
Q: What has seven arms and sucks?
A: Def Leppard.
Q: What is blue and red and thrashes at the bottom of a pool.
A: A baby with slashed floaties.
Cop giving a hippie a ticket for going the wrong way down a one way street: Didn’t you see the arrow?
Hippie: Like wow, man. I didn’t even see the indian.
Why did the farmer get an award?
Because he was out standing in his field.
What has seven arms and sucks?
Def Leppard
What is blue and red and thashes at the bottom of the pool?
A baby with slashed floaties.