balls of steel

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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One of my bestest friend just returned from louisiana recently. He reportedly had 5 girlfriends there.

I was giving him a ride earlier, he had to stop at the grocery store. On his way out he stopped to talk to these 3 young ladies in a car.

He got a phone number.

I asked him: "Did you know those girls beforehand?

He says to me : “No, you just gotta have balls of steel man”

I ask him: “whadja say?”

Him: " You girls looked so pretty, I just had to come over and say hi"

I’m taking it this approach works.

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It’s not what you say, it’s how you say it.

Don’t expect those to be magic words.

3

Remember, though, the potato goes in the FRONT of your pants.

4

Unless you want to look like you have turds of steel.

5

So thats it, I’ve been using two kiwi’s and a cucumber…

6

You must have really baggy pants if you have room for two New Zealanders in them…

7

Yeah, it’s hard to walk.

Coldfire, that is no joking matter, the doc had to prescribe some sorta softener once.

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I’m gonna have to agree with Cisco on this one… but I should also add…

It’s not even necessarily HOW you say it… alot of times it’s all in WHO says it.

A hot GQ model is alot more likely to get away with a vapid line than your average joe.

Sad, but true.

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Ha ha, that approach looks more succesful than it turns out to be. You’d be surprised (well maybe not) at how many girls will give you their number and flirt with you, only to do an about face once you start pursuing things further. I tried this once; chatted and got a girl to give me her number and email while she was working at a till, and walked outta there thinking I was hot sh*t.

Tried calling, emailed, and finally a couple weeks later she replied saying she’d been avoiding me because she wasn’t interested… but you’d never have known it by how she was acting when I was there in person.

So if you have no personality to go along with your balls of steel (NO!! I’m not saying I had no personality :D), you’ll just end up rolling them around in your hands after all your sure-dates cancel while your buddies think you’re a God… so it’s good for your image, but doesn’t do much for reality.