Unfortunately for me, my favorite place to play battleship is online
http://www.oldlutheran.com/oldlutheran/page.php?page=funngames&f=1
But that’s mostly because I like having the father of Protestant theology tell me “frigate”.
This year again it conflicts with OutRageous Bingo so I’m going drinking until 5 or so and then switching over to that. I worked well last year - no reason to expect it can’t work again.