Good morning to you, my Goddess. I hope today finds you healthy and happy.
Oh lord, wouldn’t it be creepy if I wasn’t? Yes, I am referring to SDHS. I remember seeing you at Swiddles party.
To know I’ve helped make you happy is the greatest pleasure in life. Hmmm, ‘woo’? I like too. So, you’re saying that your woo-able? All of my dreams are coming true.
Oh, I am stricken! While it is true that there are several other lovely ladies for whom I have the highest esteem (Hi [b[jjjfishe**! Hi Anniz!), my words are for you and you alone, my vision. Likewise, I’m sure I’m not the only person to receive your rapturous attentions. Of course, your beauty is such that it is only increased by sharing, never diminished.
Your graceful and kind responses are thanks enough, lovely struuter. However, if you feel more thanks are in order I feel positive that some accomodation can be reached…
Jeez, will you guys get a room or something? Grem, if you wanna woo the lady, take her on a date thread. Just make sure that you give me ample notice, so that I’m one of the bit players.
Anyway, <picking up big-ass beating stick> Getting back to the point of the thread…
Oh well, thanks for the battle axe. I’m still partial to the beating sticks, though, especially since I have a collection (no joke). Also, they’re much better at taking out the competition without the risk of death.
My, you’re right, that does seem to work pretty well. But, it’s takin a bit too long, and me, I’ve always been a bit impatient. So, if you don’t mind, I think I’ll just run it down with my car as it staggers about drunkenly.
Seem’s you just knocked it out. This thread’s apparently a junky with quite a tolerance. Let’s see what other abuse it can take…
<mumbling to self>hmmm…beating stick…no luck…narcotics…no luck…scissors! that’s it! scissors!
:::gets out HUGE pair of scissors and starts snipping away at thread:::
You guys…you think you can slice it to bits? We need to think big. Anybody want to give me hand? This thing is heavy…
picks up thread at one end and begins dragging it towards air-tight chamber
See, we lock this little baby in here…ooomph…and in no time…we’ve suffocated it. Whaddya think? No blood, no screaming (that WE can hear, anyway), and none of those pesky entrails to trip over.
God, SUFFOCATION? What a horrible way to die. You’re awfully cruel, strutter. Now, if you’d please help me hook up these electrodes to the thread, we’ll get some sparks flying! Booyah!
Ewwww.Struuter’s right…this seems ot be a synthetic thread…it’ll stink like plastic if we burn it. how’s a bout a HUGE pool of hydrochloric acid or something? we could toss it in and fizzle it to death.
I’d say we could starve it, but people just will not let it dies peacefully (myself included)
I know the best way to kill this thread, I know that this is drastic, but sometimes drastic measures are called for. :ahem: What are the three words ending in “Gry”?
:ducks and runs like hell:
Keith
