Knish? Look under the bagels. Meat or potato, I think. Do you know how long it took me to find those? Jeesh.
Shit. No cream cheese. What kind of an idiot forgets the cream cheese?
Don’t answer that, please.
Mmmmm … knish.
Thank you.
I have stayed out of this long enough. I thought I would give you all some time to try your best. Struuter, Mojo, and Sauron; may I join you for breakfast, this may not be the last supper, but it will probably be the last meal for this thread. Oh, by the way, let me introduce myself. I am Sn-man, nice 2mecha 
Good morning all! Sorry I’m late to breakfast, but I’ve been up since yesterday at 7:00 am and I’m a little tired right now. Goddess struuter, I hope you’ll forgive the lack of overt woo-ing today. Please understand that I still adore and worship you, it’s just that it takes all of my mental energy just to function today. Could somebody please pass the coffee?
grem
- hands grem a big mug of joe* No problem. You just sit down and relax. Take a nap if you like. We’ll wake you when Jester gets here. He’s been eerily quiet for a while. This does not bode well. Makes me wonder what he’s up to. Anybody else want a bullit-proof vest just for safety’s sake?
grem…you want cream and sugar?
“We’ll wake you when Jester gets here. He’s been eerily quiet for a while. This does not bode well. Makes me wonder what he’s up to. Anybody else want a bullit-proof vest just for safety’s sake?”
Is anybody else reminded of Top Gun?
<BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTT>
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
<Falls from top rafters, smoking>
<WHUMP>
Owwwwwwwwwwwwww. Damn, that electricity stuff is a bitch. Note to self: read manual for super-mega thread trap next time. Owwwww…
:o
OOOH!! Coffee.
<brushes self off, limps over gets cup of joe>
Gracias, senorita. Es muy bueno.
Struuter at last grem has shown you where his true priorities lie. I implore you to take your snacks and never return to this thread again. That will show him that he can’t just woo you when it’s CONVEEENIENT for him.
grem you should be ashamed of yourself. Are you just gonna let her leave like that without a fight? Your goddess? Yeah right. Go after her man. Run!!! Faster!!!
Ok now that I’ve gotten rid of er uhm… Now that they have left to try to salvage their relationship, I want EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU LEFT IN THIS GODFORSAKEN PLACE to think for a minute. WHY do you think struuter is being so damn friendly this morning??? Hmmm??? Did it ever occur to you that your food could be poisoned or worse?
everyone shudders as they contemplate precisely could the WORSE could be… bugs, rodent droppings, WHAT is in that knish…
Just think, it would be a perfect way to wipe out all the competition at once. Listen and hear me friends, in struuter’s seemingly innocuous chest, there beats the fiendish heart of a person who has at the very least comtemplated that exact thing.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD EVERY BODY RUN FOR YOUR LIVES BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!!!LEAVE NOW AND NEVER RETURN TO THIS DISPICABLE PLACE.
There that should just about do it. Yes I think I’ve finally got the place all to my self. Although I do kinda miss that Dry guy. He sounded so sweet and innocent.
dangles bait
Mmm … knish with roach droppings.
Okay, that was beyond sick. I’m sorry. Please ignore this post.
Strut? A trator to the cause? Naw, I won’t believe it. <twitch> Besides, I can’t really <twitch> eat anything or drink anything anyway <twitch>. It seems that elec <twitch> tricity has given me a bit of a <twitch> tick. <twitch>
What a nice group of people. I don’t know when the last time was that I have ever been around people with such good manners. Reminds me of the Big Apple, “If you don’t know me, don’t bother talking to me” Well so much for the concept of “Welcome Aboard” or at least a “be gone foul spirit”. Private threads: Love um or leave um.
Dear SnMan
Happy now???
Nothing personal. But, how can I be the thread killer if you continue to hang around? Now if you would like to meet on another forum have a chat and a cup of latte then just go there and wait for me.
I’ll be right there in a minute or two.
I Promise.
No that’s OK don’t tell me where you are.
Just let it be a surprise.
Look I said I would be there in a minute!
I know, I’m so naughty 
All things are fair in love and war. And this is war,
Well, how do you like that.
This is forever the last time I do anything nice for you people. Mojo…shakes head…THAT desperate, are you? sigh
Good try, though. I’ll give you a 10 for combined planning and execution. Very nice. I admire your resolve.
Sooooo. Since you all think I’m trying to kill you, I guess that catered lunch I had ordered is a no-go.
Which is exactly why I thought my “Top Gun” reference was so timely and topical, yet NONE of you so-called threadkillers noticed it. Sniff.
Maybe we should form our own club – the TKs. Of course, given the tenacious life this thread has exhibited, I’m not sure any of us would really qualify for membership.
HEY!! I’m still with you strut! After all, you’ve got all the army men and stuff. They give us something to do. And mojo, YOU can’t melt em! So THERE!
Nyah!
Wow, that’s depressing. I can’t even do a smiley right. Oh well, I’ll just blame it on the shock, and the three-story fall.
And since the caterers aren’t here, I went to Taco Bell and got us all food!
<sniff sniff>
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww…okay, sorry, but Taco Bell was the closest. Maybe we can give it to the thread…
True, I can’t melt them but if you only knew what I really have planned for them you would run shreiking from the room.
And that is precisely what I want you to do so… You just wait right there while I think of… uhm finalize my plans.
Yeah you go wait with Sn-Man. He looks lonely.
stall, stall, stall
takes Taco Bell food away from Jester before he eats it
I can’t let you do this to yourself. Think about your future man! This is NOT the way to go out.
stares horrified into the grease-spotted sack, does her best Wednesday Addams smile and hands mojo, Jester, and Saurus each a luke-warm bean burrito
Follow me…
Here thread…here little thread…are you huuuuuunnnngggrrreeeeeee? C’mon, boy! Come and get it!
Yesiree, buddy would you take a look at what I’ve got right here?
It’s a mortar launcher designed to bring mutant, deviant, out of control threads to their knees. And would you look at what the shells are filled with.
That’s right…thousands of little green army men. But it’s not quite full would you mind topping it off with your men?
Thank you . You are so kind.
Now watch this.
Mojo loads the mutant green army men filled mortar launcher and fires that baby up.
The thread seeking shell finds its mark and explodes in a
fury theretofore unseen by mere mortals.
thread falls to the ground mortally wounded
THAT’S HOW YOU KILL A THREAD.