As much as I’d love it if you were the one to kill this thread, Struuter, I think it ought to be me.
Now that I’ve posted, not even a rescue 911 call placed by William Shatner himself could save this puppy.
Shama, will you be my new best friend? That was really cool of you. Especially because now people will read that other thread and wonder what in hell you’re talking about. You are too cool. You probably just breathed another two pages worth of life into that bare naked thread. 
I did, honestly, feel bad about that thread dying like that. It was cute and DuhMan is new–I know there’s nothing more depressing than having a thread peter-out like that when you’re trying to get your feel. Heck, I can’t keep my own thread alive past one page.
Sometimes, after I kill a thread, I like to dress it in pink frilly things and take its picture. Other times, I just cook it and eat it.
To quote someone (JimmyNipples, I think) from a different thread: “It puts the lotion in the basket.”
Has anyone stopped to consider that this thread may actually be stronger than any of us? It seems to have killed off a few Dopers at this point when we weren’t looking. Tymp, KneadtoKnow, Trion, and the others … we hardly knew ye.
Lord, Sauron…but you are funny. 
Don’t worry about the others, they’ll be back. The lure of the thread, y’know. It gets in your blood. Probably if we all decided to try to keep this blasted thing ALIVE–it would be the sure kiss of death. But I believe that is what it wants us to do.
[homer]mmmmm…cooked thread [/homer]
I like mine lightly sauted with fresh tomatoes and garlic
Thanks Struuter! can I add that to my sig? it’d be an honor to be “struuter’s best friend” 'round these parts
(mom always said falttery’ll get me everywhere)
Hey! I know! we could invite DuhMan to this thread…
[homer]mmmmm…cooked thread [/homer]
I like mine lightly sauted with fresh tomatoes and garlic
Thanks Struuter! can I add that to my sig? it’d be an honor to be “struuter’s best friend” 'round these parts
(mom always said flattery’ll get me everywhere)
Hey! I know! we could invite DuhMan to this thread…
Hey, it’d be an honor to be in somebody’s sig. Wow.
iampunha put me in his and everytime I read one of his posts I have to smile. Tell you what, I’ve got the perfect thing to put in my sig. Just for you.
Damn double posts!
Love the sig, struuter! I am honored.
yes?
I have been quoted in another post! And it wasn’t the result of an argument! I reign supreme!
Thank you, struuter. If this thread bests me, as is looking more and more likely (even Dark Lords have their limits, you know), at least I’ll be happy somewhere deep in its bowels.
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*Originally posted by struuter *
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Struut - I swear when I typed that you were still on pina colada & there were no warnings for that! When I checked back just now & saw the time warp that put mine right below your earplugs post, I knew that this thread was an evil genius out to confuse and separate us!
fierra, I figured as much after I got to re-reading. Yeah…the Pina thing definately needed some advanced warning.
I am beginning to think this thread is evil. Well, our wanting to slaughter it so mercilessly isn’t what you’d call saint-worthy.
I’ve gotta go home pretty soon…rats. And I won’t be back on til Tuesday. (Yeah, I caught that one…) So I guess someone else will be the killer. That’s okay. I’ll miss this though. sniff Maybe we can all get together and do this again…
And to whomever wins–job well done. You have my respect and awe.
And if this thing is around on Tuesday…wow. That’d be something, wouldn’t it?
Maybe if I let this thread eat me, I could kill it from the inside.
Eat me, thread! Eat me!
Oh no! Not that way. I like you way too much to have to add some sad thing to my sig like: The last poster to see Sauron alive.
Don’t do it, buddy. See? I even quoted you again. Isn’t life too sweet for that? 
I appreciate the sentiment, struuter, but what if this thread kills again? I mean, think about it … have you seen Jester around here lately? His creation may have destroyed him.
You could be right, though. Maybe I need to go at this from a different angle. Where’s the anus on this damn thing?
Sauron goes for the ring - how appropriate!
Okay, that one made me laugh out loud.
Now that I’m back here, this thing is BIG. How in the hell did that little halfling tote this all over Middle Earth?
I may want to rethink this strategy. Pshew.
Hey Sauron, my precious
For the love of God, Don’t go there :eek:
I never figured you for the kind man who would sneak in the back door,
This thread is such a twisted and warped asshole, it would probably like it.
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*Originally posted by mojo57 *
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Sorry, but speaking for myself, this won’t work. I’ll simply look for greener pastures.
“He knows the game: how true
he keeps the wind!”
–King Henry VI, Part 3, Act 3, scene ii
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Talk like that? You’re getting warmer.
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NOW you’ve got my attention!
Though this:
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Would have been even better! 