'You Know You Can’t Have Sex…"
The nuts are loose! AND, the Nuts are loose!
IN THIS VERY FORUM
GD:
Ann Coulter on Larry King
When will there be a manned mission to Mars?
Well I found it funny.
oh
my
freakin’
GOD
I have just laughed so hard I popped a blood vessel in my head, and have forty minutes to live.
You people!
ow.
Still in this order in this forum:
Horrible Toilet Volcano
Taco Bell’s new promotion
MPSIMS
That came out WRONG
Foods that fail to fill you up
And right above that…
Funny quotes from flight attendants
That came out WRONG
Non-sequiturs
That came out WRONG
Is the “Kama Sutra” A good “How To” Manual?
What you wish you’d known when you went to college
Also currently in MPSIMS:
I’m never going to have a girlfriend
Ask “The Straight Eye for the Gay Guy”
I was frantically trying to get this posted before the 3am hampster arose but I didn’t quite make it. He munched it like a 3 day old sack of french fries. Thank God I did a copy before hitting the submit button. The upside is that I had time to add some comments. I hope you enjoy it as much as I have… 
Oh my God, this is too much funny…warning hilarity will ensue.
I am leaving the SDMB
Well I can’t decide if this is good…or perhaps not so good <<—<<< I’m sure you’ll have it all figured out by the time you return.
Biblical Threads Make My Blood Boil
Fortunately my whining organ is still fully functional <<—<<< Oh do be careful. I havn’t laughed so hard in a year!
F**kwit Ashcroft Bludgeons Justice
Another contender for moron of the year… <<—<<< Do you think?
So can Ashcroft just suspend Habeus Corpus?
We have a new jerk off <<—<<< Oh, well I guess that’s settled.
F**k You Fedex!!!
Unambomber sez: Gimmie my bombs back! <<—<<< Did you forget the return address?
Chasing my tail and biting it off
Yet another reason not to get a Chihuahua <<—<<< Yes, no sense harming another dog in your confusion.
To many restrictions here…
Fk you, you carrot munching bch <<—<<< Now now, let’s not bring another vegetable into it.
Gray Davis, you are LAME!
Definately <<—<<< Any questions?
I pit the Pope
Since RikWriter’s too dense to do this himself <<—<<< At least somebody had the good sense.
A hearty SCREW YOU to my psyco neigbors
Let’s hope he doesn’t comb his hair to the side, and wear glasses! <<—<<< I’ve got some bad news…
Yaaaaaaahhhhh!!!
Diplomacy - Dominatrix <<—<<< Step back people, she doesn’t say what she means, but she means what she says. huh?
Imagine the horror.
Another “Elderly Driver” Story <<—<<< I’m hope this is not a trilogy.
My greatest fear…
Diana Mosley Finally Dead <<—<<< Dear dear, it was bound to happen sooner or later.
If Cecil Adams were an animal…
Banging Prostitutes (it’s not what you think) <<—<<< Well I should hope not…the man has a reputation to uphold.
Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!)
Guys, Would You wear a Speedo To the Beach? <<—<<< See my sig for the answer to this one.
Confession time… does SIZE really not matter ?
How big will big box stores get? <<—<<< Big enough, my dear, now don’t you worry about that.
Predict when the Schwarzenegger backlash will occur…
On the 58th Anniversary of the Bombing of Hiroshima <<—<<< What a strange co-incidence, and so strangely fitting.
Ro@$t of Denis Leary on Comedy Central
Getting Published… HOW? <<—<<< And… WHY?
Diplomacy - Dominatrix
Diplomacy - Sophomore <<—<<< Ahhh…This explains the Kissinger phenomonen.
meep, Im a freshman in a week…
that came out WRONG <<—<<< Yes, I could swear you have a bug in your throat.
Safest Place in Atomic War
Nuclear Reactors at Sea <<—<<< Does this make you feel as uneasy as it does me?
What would happen to sound if I traveled at Mach 1?
Do decapitated heads briefly remain conscious? <<—<<< If so, you will briefly hear the answer to your question.
My mind does not normally percieve thread titles in this way but I have to admit, that was the most enjoyable bout of insomnia I’ve ever had.
I’m hooked…
I’ll be your friend if you be my lover
England has Emergency Beer. <<—<<< Nothing like a fresh pair of beer goggles
Footie Support Group: 25 days and counting . . . ( 1 2 3 4 5 )
BabyVor needs a few good thoughts <<—<<< Hello, my name is BabyVor and it’s been 132 days since I last wore a footie
Distasteful words
Ways to Make Baseball More Interesting
Mother in Law staying at my place, and I hate it.
Take Me Out to the Staten Island Ballgame – Thu. Aug. 21
No, we don’t HAVE to see “Finding Fu**ing Nemo”!!
It is a funeral - NOT a church service, you ass!
You can’t go home again
MADinner in or around Baltimore (Round II)
Celebrity Name Game
Celebrity Name Game
Celebrity Name Game
Celebrity Name Game
I guess I’m going to be cuddling my teddy bear tonight
i’m never going to have a girlfriend
So you don’t know what that thing sticking out of the furnace is?
“Talk” About Being A Real Boob Thief!
Help! My daughter is moving to Boston!
Let’s make fun of New York and talk behind her back while she can’t hear us
Is having a low alcohol tolerance really a big deal?
Ask the Straight Dope Frat Boy! ™
Perceiving a 4 dimensional world
How is this magic trick done?
Late Night Picture Shows
Are these porn girls really such good actresses?
If acid (LSD) is a catalyst between two chemicals alreayd in the body…
Could you swallow a hen’s egg whole and poo it out still in one piece?
i will be gone for a week, but important mail will come in. how do i get it?
One more time travel question.
In light of the gay bishop-elect, some questions
Is the Bible a pack of lies?
In Cafe Society:
Courtney Love is Marlon Brando’s granddaughter?
Marlon Brando is Courtney Love’s grandfather!!
Right here, right now:
Cervaise and I are coming to Chicago!
At last! A thread about whale farts!
Whoa! Triple header, right here in MPSIMS!
What you wish you’d known before going to college
I’m never going to have a girlfriend,
and
When geeks mate
One of my students is dead.
Stupid fucking moron that WAS going to buy my bike!!!
Tasteless…but I must admit that I did laugh out loud…
HEY! The US Government Has An Undersea Labratory/Habitat Up & Running!
At last! A thread about ‘Whale Farts’!
…so that´s what they spend all the tax money on?