Best Songs To Have Sex To
Ask the Straight Dope Frat Boy! ™
i’m never going to have a girlfriend
Does success with women= manhood and self worth?
Could A 185# Man Sit On A Xerox Machine Without Breaking The Glass?
Will Transparent Metal ever be feasible?
Perceiving a 4 dimensional world
Permanent effects of magic mushrooms
Fear of the dark and blindness
Secondhand Pot Smoke Effects?
Having surgery tomorrow. Wigging out today.
I guess I’m going to be cuddling my teddy bear tonight
Are bum holes sexy?
Ask the comic guy 2
Why do news anchors talk like they do?
Ending sentences with prepositions.
Fantasy football help, already…
Captain Buckleberryferry and the crew of “The Ted” -sign up here-
If you can’t hear sound in a vacuum…
I’ve just moved to paradise.
Someone is getting a package.
US customs service selling drugs
F**king car mechanics
When is this stupid smoke gonna go away?!?
Troops in Iraq and Afghanistan are getting a pay cut. :MAD:
WTF? This was supposed to be a GOOD day!
One of my students is dead.
OK, so It’s “Harass Kabong day”. Who’s next?
In Cafe Society:
Please recommend some good “scandalous” biographies to me.
Ewww! I don’t want to know! (Celebrities’ personal lives.)
i’m never going to have a girlfriend
I donated my HAIR!
Being bombarded by water baloons dropped at high altitude is mystifying…
Have you tried this sexual position?
Right now, just above this thread in MPSIMS
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I wish I was a Woman
i’m never going to have a girlfriend
Good news/bad news**
would have been perfect if it was in reverse order. 
In the Pit:
So Long, Idi Amin
I need a new demon. Who is yours?
In GQ as we speak…
What exactly is it that kills you when you’re boiled alive?
Boiling Water
Well duh…
MPSIMS…
You can’t go home again
My Triumphant Return
This is funny IMHO
Recommend Me a Fanny/Waist Pack!
Phrases that SHOULD have a sexual connotation…
MPSIMS:
Where Were You When the Lights Went Out?
I was on the Jumbotron!
Why men don’t cry
I wish I was a Woman
What’s WITH all these “enlarge your penis” ads & etc?
I want to ask an Asian gal on a date . . . any tips?
US troops shoot Reuters cameraman
What’s wrong with death and suffering?
marijuana, what is the big deal…
No more secondhand sales
High-Beam Flicking?
Why do auto dealers DO this?
What euphamism for feces did you use as a child?
“Smoked” Turkey Legs = Ready To Eat?
Q
I’ll be in England next week…
Things I missed from England
Pitting The Republican for no reason whatsoever
A Friday afternoon rant
I might be leaving…
For Christs’s sake…
When Waitresses Attack
OH NO! AL QUAEDA strikes AGAIN!!! BAS*ARDS!!!
For fks sake! What is it with these people? Just fuing sterilize this fu**tard!
I’ll be in England next week…
Things I missed from England
Pitting The Republican for no reason whatsoever
A Friday afternoon rant
I might be leaving…
For Christs’s sake…
When Waitresses Attack
OH NO! AL QUAEDA strikes AGAIN!!! BAS*ARDS!!!
For fks sake! What is it with these people? Just fuing sterilize this fu**tard!
Oops, I think I must have hit the double post button by mistake…
This would have been cool as a quadriple sequential title:
Cat Laws
Does anyone ever take their cat and…
I now have two cats and they woke me up
At wits end, I desperately need advice about one of my cats.
As it was, only the bottom two were sequential. But the other two weren’t very far away in the sequence, though.
F_X
This is too weird not to share with the Teeming Millions…
Single thirtysomethings! Let’s flirt!
Hmm… people who are still single into their thirties that want to flirt. I’m not sure that this is so weird. (especially since I think I’ll still be single anywhere from three to thirteen years hence… yes, I am a pessimist… why do you ask?)
F_X
MPSIMS
Does anyone ever take their cat and…
It Seemed Like a Good Idea
hint to canker sore sufferers
When will you die?