MPSIMS:
I changed my name
People with unfortunate names
In MPSIMS:
Cat Laws
Love of the penis
Here’s a neat-ish (?) triple-header that I found in the Pit just now:
Anybody Feel Like I Do?
Criticize me,
You’re So Funny I Forgot To Laugh (mild / lame rant)
Well, they DO say that misery loves company… and that’s the perfect sarcastic starter for criticism. 
F_X
A triple header in IMHO of the “not sure anyone will get this but me” variety
Ever gotten hassled about not leaving a big enough tip?
I want to ask an Asian gal on a date . . . any tips?
Phrases that SHOULD have a sexual connotation…
A three-fer in MPSIMS!
I now have two cats and they woke me up
The Pain Dance
(Must have used their claws…)
Why does this toy start working on its own?
Stupidest school supply
(Well. I think possessed toys are pretty stupid school supplies, don’t you?)
Love of the penis -
Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!)
(I guess this means size does matter…)
How many volts just went through my body?
Car battery… jump starts, etc.
Music for a pathos-filled “noiresque” scene?
Just a DNA sample and we’ll have everything
Hot pixels on my laptop LCD?
Romeo & Juliet: Porn?
Right now in MPSIMS:
Stupidest school supply
Each US Soldier To Be issued his own tomahawk. No, not the cruise missile.
Now in MPSIMS:
**does anyone ever take their cat and…
Cat Laws**
Right here, right now:
It Seemed Like a Good Idea
Boston Area Dopers Unite and Fest
The bloodbath has begun
On an extremely sad note:
In the Pit:
I took the bus home yesterday. Pity Me.
and
20 dead in Jerusalem (the story involved a suicide bomber on a bus."
Maybe I should keep to the funny ones…
I’m thinking of becoming a Maniac. Any Suggestions?
Links to online IQ tests, please
I want to ask an Asian gal on a date . . . any tips?
Phrases that SHOULD have a sexual connotation…
Women pressure men for sex
Well… guess you can call me…
The bloodbath has begun
Mmm, good dinner
When geeks mate
Hi.
Schnapps
Phrases that SHOULD have a sexual connotation…
cat /var/data/SDMB | grep -i geek
Things that come in sets of seven
Teens at night
In MPSIMS
It Seemed Like a Good Idea
When geeks mate
In Cafe Society:
Where’s the BIG BROTHER Thread???
Big Brother 4: I Hate Them Already ( 1 2 3 4 5 … Last page )
That cracks me up.
Words you don’t want to appear in your eulogy (by gallows fodder , no less)
The Nicest Death, EVER.
Funerals (Or: Family Politics for the Advanced Student-long)
IMHO:
How often do you wank?
Suggestion for party snacks
Words you don’t want to appear in your eulogy
Stolen debit card number
Words you don’t want to appear in your eulogy
I’m back, what did I miss?
Words you don’t want to appear in your eulogy
1920s style death ray