Beneath the Valley of Sequential Thread Titles

Hello kitty CONDOMS?
Words you don’t want to appear in your eulogy

Silence is Golden…or, cow-orkers shut up!
Why I don’t go to lunch with co-workers

In MPSIMS right now:

Can you top this unlikely event
1000 post party for Ludovic!

(sorry Ludovic, I have a weird tangential mind)

F_X

Couldn’t pass this set up from MPSIMS this morning:

Someone stole my last gnome sniff
Supressing the urge to sniff random women’s hair

A triple header from MPSIMS:

It’s Back to School for You, Little Boy!

Hey I’m at Penn State! Now what?

Things that kept me awake at night…

MPSIMS:

Appropriate reply to penis size bragging?
Dating the ex of a friend …

IMHO:

Should I call my exgi-rlfriend?
Is seducing a mildly retarded person immoral if she enjoys sex?

I looked for this thread yesterday, but couldn’t find it, so I could post:

in MPSIMS:

Have you tried this sexual position?

Ewwww factor

MPSIMS:
Anybody Ever Tried Delay-Ejaculation Training?
Sometimes I am a very very slow learner.

(“You must learn humility, young paduan.”)

IMHO:

Bare-bones minimum face care
Would a man actually go to these lengths to get laid?

In MPSIMS:

OMFG!!! Click on this chick!
Suck them boobies – suck hard!

IMHO:

The Stupidest Thing I’ve seen for sale
Jack Daniel’s Hard Cola

MPSIMS:

OMFG!!! Click on this chick!
Frau BLUCHER!!!

MPSIMS:

I think I’m starting to like bondage… What should I do?

How long have you been on the SDMB - I mean, actual total hours spent on this board?