Deader than Dead – in anticipation of their heroin OD.
I prefer rogues to imbeciles because they sometimes take a rest.
Alexandre Dumas the Younger (1824-1895)
There used to be a Cleveland band called “Sleazy Jesus and the Splatter Pigs.” I always thought that was sorta nifty.
A christian punk band called the Six Apostles(sex pistols!)
baaahaaaahaaaahaaaa, ::wiping tears::
too much!
I don’t have any but when we were in TN, hubby thought a funny name would be:
Skunky Doogans (doogan is his name for rednecks). ::sigh:: see what I have to put up with? 
Germ Circus (a tribute to groupies everywhere). A friend of mine had a very short lived punk/hardcore band back in the '80s called “Erotic Fishheads.”
Byzantine - There was an all girl punk/metal band called TSS back in the mid-late 80’s. As I recall they weren’t too godd, but it was a novelty thing I guess. There was a PMS also. Any other female conditions that would make good band names?
asstro: Well, there isa band called The Yeastie Girls!
Wow, I have their record too. The music is as appealing as the name.
Actually I just remembered that I’m freinds with one of the Yeastie Girls! She’s married to a friend of mine. How’s that for a brush with fame?
Cumbubble
Cocaine Importers Anonymous
Graeme Auton’s Raspy Spoo
Chainsaw Witch Molester
Dickheads Diddling with Technology
Well Hung Master’s of Disaster
Radar’s Deformed Hand
Spoogicle
The Blowjob Prom Queens
Midnight Pony Rides
How about “Misanthrope”?
D’oh
Asstro–those bitches stole MY name! Oh well, how about Violence Club? They could have a song called, “Kick ‘em in the Slats”.
If the band has four members…
4Play
They could be the eternal opening act…
There aren’t enough days in the weekend. – Steven Wright
FYI - Them has been done as a band name… very early Van Morrison. I don’t have a current idea, but my favorite local band (that I would see because the name is so cool) is Bimbo Toolshed.
The reason gentlemen prefer blondes is that there are not enough redheads to go around.
Bombs outta Bisquick (gold star for whoever recognizes it)
6 Foot Blonde Asian
Juju Tempests
Not the Judds
Habenero Enema
Ishmail and the Inquisitors
Nuns in heat
Satan’s Abortion
Chunky Poop
Melk
One Minute Hate
Sloppy Eggs
Broken Pipe
Caffine Fix
my favorite band name currently in use(well, it was in use til they changed their name) is 20 Dead Flower Children (its now DEDEX )
“I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.”-- Calvin and Hobbes
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the Piss Shivers
Your Mom
Brick Shithouse
the Love Ewes
Dr. J
Invasive Procedure.
We have met the enemy, and He is Us.–Walt Kelly
Best names I’ve seen already taken:
Teenage Love
STD’s
Jesus Chrysler
Torture Kitty
The Taoist Cowboys
I worked in a recovery residence for addicts and alcoholics. People would ask what I did. I would respond that I hang out with:
40 Drunks & Junkies
If you use this name, I want a free copy of every CD/tape you make.
Oh, another one I saw on a marquis once:
Cold Beer
Yes, that really was the name of the band! Boy, do they get around, eh?
P.S. to keystream…I am a Sober Hippie, but I guess I don’t have the rights to that one!
I’m not creative so I’ll steal from another forum:
Before Starting a Rock Band…
You should know that the following names are taken:
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> [ a ]
> Albino Toilet Boys
> Alcoholocaust
> Alcoholics Unanimous
> Apocalypse Hoboken
> Armageddon Dildos
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> [ b ]
> Biff Hitler and the Violent Mood Swings
> The Band Formerly Known As Sausage
> Band Over
> Band That Shot Liberty Valence
> Barbara`s Bush
Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits
The Bourbon Tabernacle Choir
The Boxing Ghandis
Brady Bunch Lawnmower Massacre
Breakfast in Beirut
Bulimia Banquet
Buster Hymen & the Penetrators[ c ]
Caltransvestites
Capn Crunch and the Cereal Killers > Carnage Asada > Cindy Bradys Lisp
Cortizone 5
Cottage Cheese from the Lips of Death[ d ]
The Dancing French Liberals of 1848
The Dead Sea Squirrels
The Dead Kennedys
The Dick Clarks
The Dick Nixons
Dicky Retardo
Drunks With Guns[ e ]
e. coli
Edith Head
Electric Prostates
Elvis Hitler
Ethyl Merman[ f ]
Fearless Iranians From Hell
Fields of ****
57 Lesbian > The 4-Skins > Four Nurses of the Apocalypse > The French are from Hell > Fromage dAmour[ g ]
Gefilte Joe and the Fish
Gonoreagan[ h ]
Headless Marines
Hell Camino
Herpes Cineplex
Hindu Garage Sale
Hitlers Bikini > HIV and the Positives > Honest Bob and the Factory to Dealer Incentives > Hornets Attack Victor Mature > > [ i ] > Impaled Nazarenes > Inhale Mary > > [ j ] > Janitors Against Apartheid > Jehovahs Waitresses
Jehovahs Wetness > Jehovahs Witness Protection Program
Jesus Christ Super Fly
Jesus Chrysler Supercar
Jesus Manson and the Starvation Army
JFKFC
Jonestown Punch[ k ]
Kathleen Turner Overdrive
Kerrigans Knees > > [ l ] > Lack of Afro > Lawn Piranhas > The Leave It To Beaver Conehead Immolation > Lee Harvey Keitel > Lesbian Ninjas > Louder Than God > > [ m ] > Mao Tse Helen > Mary Kay and the Cosmetics > Max Roach and the Holders > Minnie Pearls Jam
Mr. Happy and the Genocides
Mussolini Headkick
My Dog Has Hitlers Brain > > [ n ] > Nate Nocturnal and the Nightly Emissions > Nervous Christians and the Lions > Norman Bates and the Shower Heads > Not Drowning, Waving > > [ p ] > Pabst Smear > Pearl Harbor and the Explosions > Penis DeMilo > Pepto Dismal > Phenobarbidols > Phlegm Fatale > Poultry in Motion > Pretentious Flamedogs > The Pro-Midget Mafia > Psychic Buddhist Gorillas > Psycho ****s from Hell > Pungent Frustration > Purple Headed Love Warriors > > [ r ] > Raging Pimps of Doom > Rectal Nightmare > Reluctant Stereotypes > Reserectum > Results of Inbreeding > Retarted Elf > Roid Rogers and the Whirling Butt Cherries > > [ q ] > Quasimodo and the Eunuchs > > [ s ] > Sandy Duncans Eye
Screaming Headless Torsos
Screaming Iguanas of Love
Screaming Moist Accountants
Septic Death
Seven Year Bitch
The Shamu Afterbirth Orchestra
Shirley Temple of Doom
Shirley Temple Pilots
Simulated Orgasms [Simulerte Orgasmer]
Skeptic Tank
Smegma & the Nuns
Smorgasborgnine
Solosex
The Sound of Munich
Spastic Colon
The Sphinctones
Stiff Richards
Stukas Over Bedrock
SwinginJohnsons > > [ t ] > Ted Bundys Volkswagen
The Telephony Bandits of Doom
Temporary Darkening of the Stool
Testostertones
The Texas Nazis
Thank God Were Immortal > They Tried To Frame OJ > To Live and Shave in LA > Toxic Shock and the Tampons > Tracy & the Hindenburg Ground Crew > Tragic Mulatto > Transsexual Hitler > Trotsky Icepick > > [ u ] > Uncle Dickies Shameless Quickies
Unstoppable Kamikaze Iditos[ v ]
Vaginal Davis
The Velcro Pygmies
Vic Morrow`s Head
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> The Well Hungarians
> Willie Nelson Mandela
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> [ y ]
> Yoko Homo
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> Zip Code Rapists
> Zombies Under Stress
> Zulu Leprechauns