That list is DEFINITELY a keeper!!! Sending it out for distribution at work next week…Thanks 
Howzabout…
Unca Cecil and The Teeming Millions!
Pulling words out of the air here…
Toxic Vomit Steers
Satan’s Concubines
Seek Therapy
Salty HamDingers
There’s A Cactus Up My EHhhh
There is no right and wrong… only fun and boring.
Funky Cheese Spleen
There’s something about that word “spleen”…
<rubbing chin - accessing visual cortex>
There is no right and wrong… only fun and boring.
Ever since I read Sheila Graham’s biography of F. Scott Fitzgerald, I’ve thought The Beloved Infidels would be a great band name. A friend of mine is the bassist for a new wave-ish band called Glass Plastic, and I once had this weird as hell dream where I was the lead singer for a band called Johnny Temple and The Natural Blondes.
Azure you are the god of wierd ass band names!!! I swear I could see a band called “There’s a cactus up my ehhh!”
BTW, there is a band called One Thousand Homo DJ’s
I liked the Rutles…but its been taken by Eric Idle.
Some that stick in my mind that I know are bands from Southern California
Yuckmouth (good name…remember the commercial?)
Speedball Special
Korovo Milk Plus (think clockwork orange)
Heath, I guess when you’ve played in bands and/or hung out with them and you get a little too much booze flowing through your system… you tend to come up with some interesting band names…not to mention what you had for dinner that night. :Þ
WEIRD WHIRLPOOL WANKERS
THE COLLAGEN INJECTIONS
YOU NEED BOTOX
POKE MY OCULAR ORGAN
There is no right and wrong… only fun and boring.
DW3: Didn’t I post that way back when? I think that was among my first posts here…
Here is a neat site based upon this theme:
http://rrnet.com/~wbeecher/randomband.html
Squeeze Cheese On Spiced Meatballs
Global Village Idiots
Satan,
I don’t know if you posted that list way back when or not. This list has been circulating on the internet for a long time. I have seen it on several other forums before I came here.
Abdul Manual Pain
Anal Six
Animal Testes
American Autoerotic Association
Amputee Sects
Armagilligan’s Island
Baboon Mandrill and the Colorful Butts
Banned In 7 States
Barndance Queens
Barney Fife & Drum
Blisterpak
Buttsqueak
Cancelled Act
Cane Toad Rebellion
Carnival Knowledge
Car Wars
Cordless Fun
Daddy’s Homo
Dancing Taxidermy
Dead Mommies
Dirty Babies
Drugscream
Dysfunctionally Illiterate
Early Grave
Earnest Effort
Eat One, Get One Free
Elvis in a Sidecar
Execution Music
Fallout
Famous Warmongers
Fat Action
Fudge Sickle
Furtive Prayers
Gargle
Gonebutnotorrea
Guardian Anglos
Gun Show
Gun Smiths
Gwendolyn Chambers
Harm’s Way
Hellfruit
Herpes Hancock
Hooligan’s Wake
Hysterical Pregnancies
Impotent Republicans
Inbred
Inflamed Anus
Insanity Please
Insert Here
Iota
Irritable Bowel Syndrome
Jacksboro 5
Jambareenie Weenies
Jarchild
Jismmasters
Juicy Foot
Kalamazoo Kazoo
The Kitchenettes
KlonDyke Bar
LaDiDa
Lapdance
Lewd Fishermen
Lewdicrous
L.L. Bane
MadDog 20/20
Massive Heart Attack
Maximum Load
Men With Penises
Mudwrestling, Live!
Nation of Zombies
Lumbering Jack and the Natural Axe
Nausea & Vomiting
Nu Lesbians
Offal
Office Politics
Opium Wars
Orion’s Boot
Orifice Building
Podunk Bumpkin and the Turnip Trucks
Poor Excuse
Possum Crossing
The Post-Traumatic Stress Disorders
Punt
The Quandaries
Queer Uprising
Queerymen
Questionable Motives
The Quickies
Rattletrap
The Ribless Adams
Ronco Band-in-a-Box
Schizophrenic Orgasm
Skunkmonkeys
Son Stroke and the Heat Prostitutions
Stimuli
Surly Morning
Sweet Smell Of Excess
Ton-O-Bricks
Tonsil
Toxic Rocket
Tranxene
Trinket
Twang
Undesirable Effects
Undivided Intention
Universal Joints
Urethra Franklin
Vacant Stairs
Vaccination Under God
Vaginal Chargecard
Vertigo in Vermont
Watusi Fruities
Whatsinaname?
Whippet’s Lament
X-Raybans
XXXHOTXXX
Yangtse Warriors
Yelp
Youth Grope
Zed Nil and the Absolute Zeroes
Zipperflesh
Zoo Aroma
Zygoatee
Did anyone who saw “Runaway Bride” recall them mentioning a band called “Denieces and Denephews”? A relative of my sister-in-law (can’t remember if it’s her aunt or uncle)is in that very band! The closest thing I have to a brush with fame!
MaryAnn
Sometimes life is so great you just gotta muss up your hair and quack like a duck!
The John Laroquette Show mentioned Kinky Freidman and the Texas Jewboys. Yes, real. They’re good, too.
Happy Pants
The Mustard People
Lords of the Things
Kneesock Warfare
Press the Meat
Made for Radio
The MTV Haters
The Screaming CEOs
Better than Bad
Dante’s Lost Death
Mood Vertigo
The Madness of Salieri
The Exploding Servos
Not Just the President
(Sorry, just some random word association I had to get out of my system.)
Gay Dad
Pentapus
Jerry McPoodle & The Back to School Haircuts
Scab Sandwich
Dickless (their best song is “Saddle Tramp”)
The Menstrual Cups!
Don’t let the loveless ones sell you a world wrapped in grey.
I like the band name that’s mentioned in the comic strip “Zits”: Halitosis.
I like the concept of band names that club owners hate.
Warm Beer & Cold Women
Crips Night
Lost License
No Irish Need Apply
Knife Fight Tonight
Capacity: 17
We Never ID
Health Dept. Warning
Failed Fire Codes
Narcs Welcome
KKK
We Never Close
MADD, SCHMADD!