AIDS wolf
Hentai Cum Dungeon
Cosby You! Black Entertainer
The best real one? Milktrout and the Nipple Five
The band name generator at: http://www.bandnamemaker.com/ spits out some great ones:
Cock Emergency, Detective Devil, Asscrack Uprising
Real:
Free Beer. A bar band, of course. Drew very big crowds.
Fictional:
**Tressler Christ **(the authors of a high school textbook I used).
Sounds like **Barenaked Ladies **- who chose their name originally for the same crowd-attracting reasons…
Or that one-hit wonder** Ugly Kid Joe**, who had a different name until they were the openers for a band called Pretty Boy Floyd and thought UKJ would look cooler on the marquis with PBF…
The band I’m playing in right now (I wasn’t responsible for the name, so don’t blame me):
Frank Burns.
Fictional from a few years ago:
Bob Dole’s Arm
REO Speeddealer and March of Crimes are two awesome ones.
Frank Lloyd Wrong and the Architects of Song
Three Species Pile
I was in a band in high school called The Bob Craniums. We were big fans of Hogan’s Heros
My next band was Jerry Jism and the Creamed Panties.
Then there was the simple but offensive (to some) God Fuck.
Crispy Ambulance
I have a buddy who has a band called Homomobile. Horrible music, awesome name.
I also enjoy Nun Cunt when it comes to offensive band names.
I’ll take your Crispy Ambulance and raise you a Half Man, Half Biscuit. Take that…is another band name, not quite so good.
I like Rock Bottom Remainders, a group of published authors and amature musicians.
Makes one almost long for the days of homophobia, when punk bands would select a gay-sounding name in order to piss off both non-punk straights (who hated that the name would be associated with gays) and gays (who hated that they would select a name derogatory of gays.) Now it’s more likely to be seen as a real gay band “reclaiming” a term. NNTAWWT but it does cut down on the more interesting names.
Real entry? Throbbing Gristle.
Made-up entry? I’ve always wanted to be in a band called Steve Stagename and the Pseudonyms.
I giggle every time I see a reference to Me First and the Gimme Gimmes. Awesome band name.
Totally made up, I’d love to be in a band called Detroit Slim and the Dirty MotherFunkin Horns.
I used to catch a band in South Jersey during my summers called Love Seed Mama Jump. They kicked ass.
I’ve always thought **Frankie Goes To Hollywood **was a great band name.
Back in the early 80’s there was a bar band in Atlanta called Doc Rodgers and the Rock Dodgers. I always loved that name!