Ok, before these “Best Lines” threads get out of hand (too late), I want to ask for the best Cartman lines ever.
One of my favorites is wonderful for the subtlty of the delivery (yes, Cartman can be subtle)
Cartman being dropped off at fat camp
Rick: Hi, you must be Eric. I’m Rick, how are you today?
Cartman: Well Rick, I’m pissed off. How are you?