Fiber One bars. In a sad, sad class of their own. Not even White Castle can challenge them.
https://www.fiberone.com/our-foods/?category=craveable-bars
Yeah, those were mentioned in a Weight Watchers meeting with the caveat, “well, they do make you…” and everyone in the room nodded; the speaker didn’t even need to finish the sentence.
I am still at work, fighting to hold back the results of pork and beans and hot dogs from lunch.
And for me, Burger King onion rings top the list.
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Good user name/post combo
The navy bean soup from Spire’s restaurant can produce enough
gas to allow one to execute a perfect triple flutter blast and a
couple of freeps.
QFT! I don’t care what ya’ll say, but if you don’t drink homebrew, *you just really don’t understand.
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Toss in some sunflower seeds, maybe a hard-boiled egg, some Brussel sprouts and you become a serious threat to infants and the elderly and other at-risk groups.
Raw cabbage
Raw rutabaga
Pearl onions
That is all.
Mangethentoot
No love for Jerusalem Artichokes/Sunchokes?
One could power the house from their effects, with a suitable turbine.
“which way soever they be dressed and eaten, they stir and cause a filthy loathsome stinking wind within the body, thereby causing the belly to be pained and tormented, and are a meat more fit for swine than men.”
- John Goodyer
I’m thinking sauerkraut w/ onions washed down with copious quantities of home brewed beer. Followed shortly thereafter by a brief but vigorous period of exercise.
Atkins meal replacement bars. While they may not be as strong in scent they are definitely high on the juiciness scale.
Never had the issue with fiber bars and flatulence, but, yes to homebrew! I’ll amend my answer to White Castle + homebrew.
It’s specific to Fiber One bars. Try one, I dare you. 
Those are, indeed, the ones I eat.
Eating raw potatoes had given me the worst gas in my life.
Sugar free mints or candies sweetened with Xylitol.
My Dad is diabetic so Mom bought some small round hard candies with Xylitol. Had some when I was there. Three small candies (about the size of a dime) yielded an incredible volume of very noxious gas for about 20 minutes.
According to my wife, just about anything I have other than water.
Amen. Especially with a roasted garlic appetizer.
Been there. Done that. Without a nearby dog to blame it on. :rolleyes:
General rule:
Complex carbs (Milk, beans, beer, etc.) give magazine capacity.
Sulfur containing foods (Cabbage, broccoli, onions, garlic) give range and striking power. :eek: