Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
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Hi, I’m Brad Pitt.
Tony Montoya, I swear if I had witnessed that my head would have exploded.
Let’s see … the one that worked for me was; “Eew!”
Yeah. Long story.
How YOU doin’?
Are those real?
My ex husband had great success with “I knew you in a past life.”
Didn’t we go to kindergarten together?
If I told you, “You have a beautiful body,” would you take off your shirt and dance around a bit?
Did you wash your pants in Windex? 'Cause I can see myself in them.
From the Faralley (sp.?) Brothers’ film “Kingpin” and spoken by a woman you would NOT want to pick up.
Her next line, IIRC: “The ol’ pump ‘n’ dump.”
My dad’s old favorite:
“Is that shirt cotton, or can it be felt?”
He got slapped a lot.
Courtesy of Zapp Brannigan:
“I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.”
“Excuse me, but I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?”
Old Navy buddies favorite - “Do you want to play carnival? You sit on my face and I try to guess your weight.” He usually got a laugh.
Fuck me if I’m wrong, but is your name Bonnie Sue?
Tibs.
You’re like a prized bass. I don’t know whether to mount you or eat you.
I hope I’ve got my library card, ‘cause I’m checkin’ you out!
"What does a woman say after 13 orgasms?
Thanks, Iguana Boy"
Hey, a man can dream, can’t he??
And we have a winnah – Jeevmon!
Baby, you and me are one girl short of a threesome…