But feel free to post your lesser ones as well, despite knowing that they will never be as good.
From the Pit:
OK, so why the hell did Cajun Man close the Xmas exchange thread?
Ineptitude
**Yes! Some of our general officers have balls!
Penis Flytrap–is this a good idea? **
Possibly not if you want your general officers still to have balls… :eek:
It’s very rare I notice these things, but in this very forum:
**I try to become Gay for Science. (Warning, long, Gay)
Let’s Trade Blows! **
Cafe Society:
**What’s the Least Funny TV Show Ever?
Oprah on Letterman tonight **
Asked & answered.
MPSIMS:
** I try to become Gay for Science. (Warning, long, Gay)
Note to self: interior studs may not be 16" on center**
Sixteen-inch studs. Sometimes the jokes just write themselves!
**I’ve taken a photo of your house from my plane, may I show it to you?
General Aviation accidents **
MPSIMS:
My Christmas Erection.
Let’s Trade Blows!
MPSIMS:
I’ve taken a photo of your house from my plane, may I show it to you?.
General Aviation accidents
Psst…You were’nt quick enough with that one.
In General Questions:
**What did people call Einstein during his life?
Ceiling fan on a dimmer switch **
Now that’s a twist on the old saying that I’m going to start using
“She’s a ceiling fan on a dimmer switch”
**My Christmas tree smells like poo
New Mammal Species Discovered! **
The Celebrity Death Pool 2005
The Celebrity Death Pool 2006
New Posts:
I just found the ugliest website in the world
Stupid useless fucking website
Heartbroken
That must be one fucked-up site.
Oh great. My ganglion cyst is back.
I hate myself and want to die.
Gimme a blues beat:
Nuh NUH nuh-nuh!
right now i this forum:
**Diagnose my hairy banana!
What’s the trick to pulling a truck with your penis?**
Use a hairy banana!
Yesterday afternoon in IMHO was
When dining out alone…
You should eat like a brit
MPSIMS:
**A-26 on offer at eBay
I’m off to the Army **
What’s in your stocking?
Internet perversions never fail to amaze…
In Cafe Society:
**Children’s Book Titles You Are Unlikely To See…
What A Surprise: Britney’s Talking Divorce! **
Just now in “New Posts”:
Fuck Chicago Reader for having the right to steal any idea we post here
Stupid Arguments You Never Want To Hear Again
A-men!