In MPSIMS:
** Stupid Arguments You Never Want To Hear Again
Ask Winston’s Co-Workers… **
**The best term for “very drunk” is…
"I hate those bra burning feminists **
I cannot quite figure out what is wrong with that one
Over in IMHO:
**
POLL for politically astute Americans
When did you stop believing in Santa? **
When I became politically astute?
If you open the thread you must respond - Straight Dope Karaoke!
Everybody hide!
Yeah, that’s usually my response to karaoke too.
Phred is coming to my town.
Ka-BOOM!!!
Ruger Vaquero in .44 Mag
Do you feel lucky, Mr Phelps?
In MPSIMS:
** What does it have in it’s pocketses, Precious?
This Darned Tree **
You must be weawy, weawy happy to see Precious
(American) Bridal Showers - please explain!
Mass Dope?
MPSIMS:
**Cat peed on carpet…now what…
Pennies from heaven. **
Everytime the cat peed, he peed pennies from heaven
Commonly mangled phrases or words
I Pit “Nukuler”
IMHO:
What are you giving for Christmas?
Clothing that makes you skreek out.
Women, do you like testicles?
Worst Christmas gift of all time
Bummer… I was coming here to post that one, myself. But there is also:
"I hate these bra burning femnists"
and
How do I Find Our If She’s A Gold Digger?
(You don’t hate her too badly , now do you?)
**Things You’re Not Likely to Ever Hear on Jeopardy!
Superman in World War II **
for $200, Alex
GQ:
Hairstyle question
If you’re strapped to the exterior of a plane that goes supersonic would you survive?
** So my girlfriend and I broke up.
Tampa with me **
Is that “Tampa” or “Tampax”?
What are some good Christmas gifts from Wisconsin?
Recommend some sex positions!
In IMHO:
**The 12 Days of Christmas
Worst Christmas gift of all time **
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
10 lords a-leaping
9 ladies dancing
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 gold rings (bada rump pump)
4 calling birds
3 French hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree
IMHO:
**What do you think your dying thoughts would be?
“I don’t masturbate.” = “I am lying.” **
Just hope they don’t put it on your tombstone
I pit rotten kids and their parents
Mother puts baby in dryer.
These three just lined up in GQ, and I’m not sure I want to think about how they fit together too much:
** Legal question: Indecent exposure in a car?
Car help: Rear view mirror glue.
Ejaculate turned… cementlike? TMI**