Right here, right now:
Killer Tea
The colour of crap
In the pit just now:
Motherf*ing food thieves
The dark side of the Aussies **
**Help me approach this lady!
What do you think your dying thoughts would be? **
Um, that’s not helping…
From “Last Post”:
**In which I get to prepare for…
Motherfucking food thieves **
Go for it. A beartrap is recommended, they deserve it.
In GD, Jeopardy-style, the answer precedes the question:
Female Teachers And Adolescent Boys
and
What would happen if women were as horny as men?
A trio of MPSIMS:
**Recommend some sex positions!
Help me approach this lady!
Do you eat the “good” half first or second? **
:eek: 
Okay, these never made it next to each other, but these MPSIMS titles stick out:
Let’s trade Blows!
My camera came!
Best. Squirtgun. Ever.
I didn’t feel like I was truly an adult until…
I dreamt of execution
That would make a great opening line for short story.
I didn’t feel like I was truly an adult until…
I told her
Ejaculate turned… cementlike? TMI
Alright I realize this violates the whole spirit of the sequential thread title thread but the one that almost came up, but should have:
Ladies, do you like testicles?
In search of the perfect bag.
I Dreampt of Excecution
and
Best. Squirtgun. Ever.
Just how much squirting does it take till you’re dead?
In Cafe Society:
**Songs with hidden/double entendre meanings
Supermans Wang! **
EEK! The Yugo Returns!
Behold, the power of cheese!
**I know he can GET the job…
Takethejobtakethejobtakethejob!
**
He can get the job, and apparently someone’s eager that they take it.
Pleased to meet you, my name’s… Hitler
WHAT did you call me?
In My Humble Opinion:
**What do I look for in a gym?
Is your penis length longer or shorter than average **
In MIPSIMS:
Is your penis length longer or shorter than average?
Let’s play a game (and at the same time learn interesting things about each other)
:dubious: Now, just what kind of game are we talking, here?
Steve Jobs’ Daughter
Things that feel good because they’re unpleasant (no, not bondage…)
What do you do with your dog/cat after it dies?
My horny cat?
Err…look, I really don’t think that’s relevant at this point…