I was on a guitar board and just came across Pastor of Muppets.
Damn I wish I’d thought of that!!
You?
There is a Metallica font by that name by Ray Larabie in 1997…
Hari Seldon. Oh wait…
My preferred alternate username at the SDMB is Wild-Assed Guest.
I like it!
Yeah, if my son was on the SDMB, he’d say he likes Battle Pope’s username. I mentioned it to him and he cracked up…
I’ll admit it, I like “Qadgop the Mercotan.”
What IS a Mercotan, anyway?
I wish I’d chosen “Reported” or “Banned”. Or Ghoti.
QtM was a beast in an old sci-fi classic. Found slithering on ship hulls, I believe…
AaronX: Fish!
TeriG831
Man, I wish I had thought of that.
I think I would go with ThreadKiller. It seems that every time I respond in a thread it dies. Maybe my answer is so definitive, or maybe I haven’t passed the audition as yet.
A)It’d be even funnier if he actually was a Pastor.
B)Master of Puppets and Pastor of Muppets have an oddly similar meaning.
I wish I could pick one then switch to the other later, just to confuse people.
Indeed; but it would be totally cool to see Animal rocking out on the drums for that song
Me too 
Especially if they are Meat Puppets.
Since I’m more of a reader than a poster, I’d choose Horrified Onlooker (thanks Cousin-in-Law!)
WOOKINPANUB.
I didn’t get it until I said it aloud, then promptly fell in love with it.
The New & Improved Superman.
Martyr Forker
Don’t poke the bear, Dad!