Freudian Slit is basically the best username I’ve seen anywhere.
Indecisive Man…Boy…Guy…Man
Every so often I’ll think of a user name and put it on a list. Right now I have:
Bushman’s Hanky
Carrot Did Artery
Eugene’s Axe
Jacqueline Hyde
Laura Keat
Leonard James Shock’N’Awe
Lord Golamitey
Mutton Jeff
O. Don Piano
Oliver Klosov
Roger Roundley
Roystered Oyster
Rufus A. Cobb
EDIT: I didn’t say they were any good. 
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crookeddoper
Thought Provoking
That is excellent.
Targa Of My Affections
Someone has a thing for Porsches…
I always liked,
Patty O’furniture
Cancer
I was just about to post that!
When Mama Zappa, my wife, helped me sign up for the board I was going to use Papa Zappa. She wanted us to have distinct identities online. I went with Typo Knig because I have typing and spelling “issues”.
Much later I realized I should have used Father of Invention.
Another one I wish I had thought of: Mathochist. I had toyed with the idea of changing my username to Mathemagician, but alas, I changed majors.
Yes, you must!! Mods - help this man!
ETA: Reported! In a good way!
Have no idea why, but one just suddenly crawled into my mind.
Flotsam Jetson.
A new member posted a few months ago in a single thread. I can’t remember the thread topic but I remember her username Original Poster
Simple perfection!
I wish, oh how I wish that I could have gotten the name Cartooniverse.
A “^” in my name got me banned. It was a long time ago, as y’all can tell from my newer name.
Amongst my many screenplay ideas is to do a comedy murder mystery, and all the characters have stupid names like:
Maximillian Pound-Sterling, a Wealthy Investor
Ms Paige Turner, Mystery Novelist
Captain Roger Bravo, dashing Biplane Pilot
Professor Dean Cambridge, of Oxford University
Gerald P Nutbutter, a Travelling Salesman
Mr Ned Zeppelin, Chauffeur
Mr Basil Parsley-Chives, the Butler
Miss Prudence Strangely-Quiet, a Schoolteacher
Hey, are usernames restricted to keyboard characters only?