I liked all those but I genuinely laughed out loud at that one! That would make a good username though there are some excellent ones in this thread.
I’m aware I could change if I wanted to, but I’ve established myslef as the Typo Knig. I’d like to leave my username alone. It’s just too bad I didn’t think of the other name sooner.
SomeJerk
Old & Cranky
Definitely Not Spam-Really!
Noah Boddy
The Fifth Dentist
Physician’s Assistant Who
George Jetsam
A. Nonny Mouse
My Other User Name is Ed
And Now For Somebody Completely Different…
There was a Doper named PussyCow.
You might have to be from SoCal to get it. I wish she’d come back, 'cause I really love the username.
That’s what I came in here to post.
Someone from Mercota.
However, they’re just Mercotans. I am the Mercotan. Big difference.
Based on my name and profession, I go by StressNStrain on Twitter and in other internet realms. Unfortunately I came up with that name about a decade or so after joining the Straight Dope. I may have it changed here at some point.
Too young to be familiar with the Eddie Murphy sketch on SNL, I take it?
Some of the ship names from Iain Banks’ Culture Novels:
Stranger Here Myself
Fate Amenable to Change
Ethics Gradient
Appeal to Reason
Hand Me the Gun and Ask Me Again
Thorough but…Unreliable
What are the Civilian Applications?
My favorites here are Czarcasm (makes me smile every time I see it) and hilari.t.ensues (I think I got that one right). I’d change mine if I could think of something clever. Oh, I like Spice Weasel, too.
I think you’re thinking of Hilarity N. Suze.
Kirkules
Beware of Doug
For fans of Robert Jordan, i like my board name at one of the WoT boards: Toy’varen.
When I signed up I thought of using
Hiz-Boi-L-Roi
But then my dog barked.
So it’s mur-KOH-tan, not MUR-kuh-tan?
‘Go see Cal’ Cal Worthington died yesterday.
Eaten by a tiger?
I wish I’d gone for Sisyphos. Or Escape Artist.