Every so often I’ll think of a user name and put it on a list. Right now I have:
Bushman’s Hanky
Carrot Did Artery
Eugene’s Axe
Jacqueline Hyde
Laura Keat
Leonard James Shock’N’Awe
Lord Golamitey
Mutton Jeff
O. Don Piano
Oliver Klosov
Roger Roundley
Roystered Oyster
Rufus A. Cobb
EDIT: I didn’t say they were any good. 
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