Best way to get a girlfriend

Here is what would turn my head.

  1. Be funny without being mean.
  2. Be positive. I don’t want to be drawn up into someone’s problems.
  3. Have a job.
  4. Don’t be a phony.
  5. Find out if we have common interests–if we don’t, don’t think it will work out…we both need to move on so we can meet someone appropriate.
  6. Be well-groomed.
  7. Don’t always steer the conversation toward yourself.

“Predictable, really I suppose. It was an act of purest optimism to have posed the question in the first place.” --John Cleese