Best way to trim nose hairs?

Tie to the door knob and slam it.

I never thought of myself as overly fastidious, but if your nose hair is long enough to grab it with your fingers, it’s way too long already, isn’t it?

This. Every couple of months I spend twenty minutes pulling those little fuckers out by the roots. I’ve tried trimmers/scissors, but afterwards I can’t stand the stubble. Tweezing is somewhat painful, but the sneezing and crying are somehow entertaining, and the result is blissfully glabrous nostrils.

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Blah. Those are awful. They remind one that nose hairs are connected to the back of your eyeballs!

I have a Groomsman that has a nose hair attachment. Works well and is pain free.

You can pretend that pirates have caught you and are trying to make you tell the location of your treasure.

(That’s also a good way to get through dentist visits.)

Most beard trimmers come with a nose/ear hair attachment.

What are you guys talking about? Are there hand-cranked models?

Steam-powered.