I wondered where it went, it seemed to disappear. All I’ve been getting for awhile now is mortgage loan and prescription drug spam, but now like a swallow coming back to Capistrano, a little dick enlargement spam has come home to roost.
Huh huh… you said “swallow.”
See, I don’t think you want it to grow 3 inches overnight. That would hurt! And imagine the stretch marks!
Big Dick Spam - wasn’t he a porn star in the 80’s?
As opposed to regular Spam, which is made from lips and assholes.

Is big dick spam kinda like spam, eggs, sausage, and spam, but without the eggs?
Sure, it’s always the guy’s responsibility. I never see any “shrink your twat” spam, dammit.