Biggirl is my hero: Pit Primer

Locked thread, but bears repeating. Nothing against Giggle Gaggle (MGRHMS), just some fine, fine pitting .

I once printed out a topic where Biggirl pitted someone. :o

What do people remember about me? Is it my wry sense of humor? Of course not-- I’ve got nuttin there. My fine mind and expansive knowledge? Ha! I’m really a moron.

It’s my tirades. Why, oh why can’t I be the smart one; the funny one; the kind, compassionate one? WHY DAMN IT!!! There’s more to me than my stinking temper! The next time some sumbitch mentions my farphanoogin rants I’ma find the hinge on their neck and rip their bloody head off and plant it in my flowerbox by the fire escape-- That’ll learn 'em how smart, funny and goddamned COMPASSIONATE I am!

You rule, Biggirl. I love the spunktastic way you dispatched him.