Bill Clinton fucked supermodel Elizabeth Hurley in the White House (says Tom Sizemore)

I’m actually socially Liberal and fiscally right-wing.

The Clinton story I just found kinda amusing and interesting, I wasnt trying to make any political points

If I was the POTUS, I would take each and every opportunity to have sex with a beautiful model that I could.

I would especially take all such opportunities if my wife was Hilary. Have you seen any pictures of her lately? Wow! She certainly did turn into a big old hag in no time at all. I always knew that women could become hags in a very short time. But I had no idea they could become so **very **haggard in such a short time.

I think Hilary deserves some kind of medal for educating the American people just how quickly a lady can become so haggard.

I am left wondering whether I would ever want to get married, given what can happen to my bride.

Oh, yeepers! What a terrible fate awaits me and all other husbands if women can undergo such an intensive transformation and do that so very quickly. It is enough to make a man cry and cry and cry.

Oh Lord! What fairness is there in this world?

If you’re rich enough, you can always get a younger wife.

Or you can just let the women know you feel that way, and then get NO women to marry you to begin with, saving a lot of intermediate steps.

I know its none of my business, but this entire thread is based on a lie, F-bombs a politician in the title, and is sitting in MPSIMS. May I ask why this isnt in The Pit?

Cause people want it to be true?

The tabloids think it’s true. But they also think Sid Caesar is still alive.

Isn’t he? I just had one of his salads the other day…

That was Cesar Romero.

(Who, like Generalissimo Francisco Franco, it also still dead)

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