Bizarre Signage - A Directionless MMP

Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffeinatin’. YAWN ‘Tis 78 Amurrkin out with a predicted high of 95 for the day with a heat advisory from eleven this mornin’ until seven this evenin’ and tstorms developin’ after three p.m. Sounds like an interestin’ day weather wise.

I shall irk, of course, and then go to the church house to perform my chefly duties. 'Tis taco night. OLÈ!

Ok, that’s all I got. I need more caffeine and rumbly tummy wants sustenance. Then, alas and alack, irk purtification must commence.

Happy Tuesday Y’all!

Blurf. With whipped cream and cherries on top.

:eek: Thank god it’s too frikkin early in the morning for my mind to be in the gutter… :wink:

Really, BBBobbio? You do surprise me!

**BooFae **- you’ve got to realize he’s turning into an old fart, so he’s got to pace himself. :smiley:

Very true, and he does have flytrap for competition these days. Must be a terrible thing, getting old…

It’s cheap and healthy.:stuck_out_tongue:

Welcome, Madame, I’ll have to add some of my recipes to the blog. And you should put up a picture of Frank Sinatra next time they close things off. “Egress ,I’ve had a few, but then agan, too few to mention…”:smiley:

So I should hold off posting my “cheap romance scene written with only hockey phrases”?

Is it better than The Second One?

I’m up early doing laundry. Wheeeeeeeee.

Not enough hands. Let’s put the trumpet on her lap.

Since no one else responded, we do have a Mumpers recipe blog here.

and more FAQs here.

The best thing about Sharknado 3 is all the other shark movies they’ve either made or pulled out of the vault to make a celebration out of it. Right now is Jersey Shark Attack with some of the most classic Garden State over-the-top acting I’ve ever seen. I feel like someone should have gotten a 10 minute major for too many stereotypes on the ice at one time. :slight_smile:

Could it be worse? (Actually it airs Wednesday)

Judging from the movie I watched last night, yes.

Is Syfy showing Megashark vs. Crocasaurus starring Jahleel “Urkel” White? That was a fun bad monster movie.

So now I’m No one else?? (post #59) :stuck_out_tongue:

Back from filling the truck, just because.

The store where I sell my stuff has a FB page, and they’ve posted that they sell local organically raised chicken - $4.95/lb!!! Can they possibly taste 5X better than the chickens I get at Food Lion for 99¢/lb on sale?? I kinda doubt it. In any case, ain’t no way I’m spending over $20 on a chicken that isn’t served with salad, sides, dessert, and a strolling violinist. OK, we can skip the violinist - don’t need that noise when I’m trying to eat!

:smiley:

How do you have it DVR’d, I didn’t think it was out yet? :confused:

Ahhh, post it; we all know you need to go up to get you mind in the gutter. :stuck_out_tongue:

Now that I’m fully awake, my mind is in the gutter where it belongs. Fire away.

Sorry Moooom. I must have missed that one in my exhaustive skimming. :smiley:

Don’t hold off, please post it

“Shannon stood nervously, protecting her crease, as Viktor glided across the room, his rigid stick held high. He deked, undressed her, and hit her in her 5hole” - Penalties of Passion

**doggio **- you’re going to hell for that, just so you know. :stuck_out_tongue:

Just got off the phone with my supplier. We’re getting 3 tons of pellets delivered some time in the next 2 weeks. Last year, we paid $209/ton. This year it’s $269/ton. ouch! And that’s still the cheapest price I found around here. Even including the delivery charge, $857 to heat us all winter is a helluva deal - it’d be at least half again that much if we went all fuel oil.

Now I need to clean the garage and clear space for the pellets. Last year we only had 2 tons, so a few things will need to be rearranged.

Happy Toosday!

It looks like rain outside, big problem if it ever looks like rain inside. I have much to do and no energy to do it.

Welcome to o9ur corner of the dope, Madame.

Back to our regularly scheduled blurf.