That’s right, MaxxxyMaxxx can’t seem to find any reference on the boards to women wanting to have a roll in the hay with him.
This is YOUR chance to come out and admit that you can barely control your primal urges, and to profess your profuse horniness for MaxTorque!
:: pulling up lawn chair ::
In a heartbeat 
Well, he did offer to fork me, when he heard about my recent acupuncture experience…
What’s that? He meant a real fork?
Oh. Nevermind…
I will admit to a brief infatuation…just a [sub]Catholic[/sub] schoolgilr crush, really.
If I wasn’t 8000 miles away? Sure I would!
Okay. I think we all know I was not a schoolgilr. I apologize for misrepresenting myself in the previous post.
[sub]the writers of the previous post have been sacked[/sub]
Well.
I am prepared to pounce on his back and nibble on his neck. After all, I have done so MANY times before. Beyond that?
Hmmmmm
I always want to have sex with MaxTorque. That’s what I yell to my husband, especially towards the end.
Max, while I wouldn’t rule out a roll in the hay, truth is I’d just really like to give you a blowjob.
Rose
I admitted to wanting to test sex toys on him earlier this evening, I just assumed that a “roll in the hay” would be the natural progression!
Y’all are nuts. For the record: in chat tonight, I told Hecubus in jest that “every day I search the board for ‘board chicks who wanna do Max Torque’ and always come up with 0.” And this thread is the result.
Many thanks, hugs and kisses to the girls who have posted. You know I loves ya.
This thread is going to get really extensive. It would’ve been less time consuming to let chicks who DONT wanna do Maxie post about it.
Seeing as it appears that every chicka on here (myself -definately- included, would do Max in a heartbeat. =)