IMAX dude!
What’s with all the spitting over the last few years? I don’t just mean the old lick a few fingers and rub them in a few key ares for some quick lube, I mean, full on huge gobs of spit all over the guy’s dick. Big wads of drool stringing from his dick to her mouth, puddles of saliva all over her boobs (of her spit). I usually skip past that part or at least sort of turn away if I otherwise like what I’m seeing.
Same goes for him spitting on her like you’d spit on the sidewalk. At least when she spits on him she doesn’t make the spitting sound (again, like if someone was walking down the street and casually spit on the ground).
There’s a lot of times where I think 'ha, he already came, they must have cut this out of order and put the final scene at the beginning and redone the money shot later…ew, no, that’s just spit"
ugh, i hate that sound too. I don’t get it, it’s not…sexy. Maybe it’s like a domination thing, but i have a hard time imagining most girls even like doing that.
If she’s thinking about what you want to hear as she cums, she’s almost certainly not cumming. If she’s “squirting”, she’s almost certainly peeing. More boner-killer for you. 
Yeah, I’ve considered that. Sometimes I can fool myself that it’s not pee, other times it’s really obvious. But a couple “pro” performers are known for their squirting, and it’s the screaming that makes me go “WTF?” and click on something else.
Yeah, if she needs to hold her hand in a bowl of warm water while listening to a faucet running before she can have an orgasm, I start to get suspicious.
It’s all good.
Mostly when they do the same thing in every video–just showing the goods and not really giving any variety. I like women, not just their naughty bits.
From what I’ve seen, a woman’s squirting pulses out in almost the same manner as a man’s. Continuous stream? Pee. Pulses of liquid? Female ejaculate (or a performer with really well trained pubococcygeus muscles.)
Which makes sense, as from what I understand, the Skene’s gland and the prostate are basically the same part, sexually differentiated.
Note: Gynecology is just a hobby of mine.
Man, whenever I read these threads about porn, it makes me so glad I’m gay. I feel like gay porn is 1000 times better than straight porn.
I honestly have no complaints about the porn I see.
I believe that squirting is a real thing and not the same as pee, but I also think it’s gross to watch. YMMV.
This why I like “gonzo” porn. It’s not scripted but it’s not really amateur either. A bunch of porn actors will get together, hang out, have some drinks, and fuck each other. The performers are there to have sex with each other but they’re not being told what to say or do. It’s like reality porn.
I might have seen that one. Is this the amazingly hot lesbian porn where two attractive women were going to town with a dildo on their bed while Phil Hartman was doing the NAFTA sketch? Those chicks were putting on the performance of a lifetime, but about the time Phil was saying “I can’t wait to see the looks on their smug, Mexican faces,” I was pretty much laughing too hard to enjoy myself anymore.
Preach it, brother. A nude or semi-nude woman is erotic; a gynocological exam is not.
It always seems to me that porn directors think the only sexy parts of a woman’s body are her breasts, buttocks and vagina. Me, I love those flat pelvic muscles that coyly direct the eye down to the Golden Triangle. And the dimples right over her butt? Rrraughh! Hell, a well-formed back is visual Viagra, to me.
Another thing - why do so damn many porn actresses go from fully clothed to fully nude in one go? Seems to me porn directors might have taken note of the strip clubs in every city, and maybe tumbled to the fact that a lot of men really like to watch women take their clothes off.
sweet jesus, thank you for this.
I vastly prefer gay male porn to what is supposed to be hetero porn, despite being a hetero woman. A lot of what is in hetero porn seems almost designed to turn off women.
Yeah, I’m unprepared to say it DOESN’T or CAN’T happen, but I don’t think that it’s so common that so many women in porn can do it. It’s interesting to note that some actresses seem to turn it on/off depending on whether or not they’re appearing in a video that has “squirting” as a theme. Also, if it’s accompanied by bad acting it makes me further suspicious of it being a squirting orgasm, and sadly, most porn is badly acted.
Can I get an “amen”? I want to see a woman getting fucked, not a pussy.
One of the things that has bugged the crap out of me the last several years is that, despite all the emphasis on great big tits*, I’ve noticed that they’re almost completely ignored when it comes to the “action”. It’s like … they’re just decoration. C’mon, actors, grab those things! Suck on 'em! Play with 'em! Don’t just leave them there jiggling while you fool around down south!
*I personally don’t like great big tits…
This is why I hate “tramp stamps”. I’m an “ass man”, and part of that is enjoying the way the woman’s back and waist curve to her hips and butt. A tramp stamp breaks up that flow of curves.
Heh. Despite not being into tits, I honestly do like watching them pop out when the actress takes off her top.
It is my secondhand understanding that most strip clubs also feature the performers getting as naked as possible as quickly as possible.
Which is a shame: I, too, appreciate a good, slow striptease, but they’re pretty hard to find.
I have the opposite problem. I hate it when they hire some Eastern European actresses and then apparently tell them not to speak. I guess it’s because they want to put up an illusion that the performers are American but I find it more disconcerting to see two (or more) people have sex without saying a word than I would to hear them talking in Czech or Polish or Russian.