That’s the sort of thing that would fit only the largest assholes.
Make it in gold, Trump will buy it.
Not out the other end.
I’ll give you Bush and Christie, but I think Rubio is straddling the line.
Its the latest thing, due to recent scientific advances in our understanding of the importance of intestinal bacteria. It appears that many of our medical woes are simply a matter of not having the right kind of bacteria in our guts to digest what we eat properly. Take a sample of somebody else’s gut bugs, and insert via the appropriate orifice, and you get better!
I swear, I am *not *making this up!
Profdriver, don’t you realize that the power and size of the democratic presidential dick is vastly enormous? If they truly wanted to single you out for anal sex, your puny butt protection would do nothing to prevent the onset of ultra-liberal sodomy. It would just be pushed up your anal cavity never to see the crack of dawn again.
How long have you been having these homo-erotic fantasies?
Why do you assume that rich Republicans don’t vote?
I grow my own organic butt plugs in my gluten-free organic garden.
I don’t.
I assume they get what they pay for.
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You’re using the wrong end of the screwdriver.
Well, to be fair… historically… Assholes have done very well under Republican Administrations…
Thank Og you didn’t say Allen Wrench!!!
Could you imagine if the OP accidentally managed to strip his ass…!?
Trump: Is it in yet? I don’t feel nuttin.
I don’t think you’ll be walken much, least of all after midnight.
Then you’d need a tap and die set which would probably bring a whole 'nother set of problems.
I don’t care what you call 'em, I don’t want any more damned zucchini!
I take it you’re unfamiliar with the practice of gauging…
Well, that explains much. Wish someone had mentioned that to me a few years ago.
I, for one, am disappointed that OP was only a metaphor. I was curious about actual buttplugs. I guess that comes with the forum…
List of ten objects doctors have removed from people’s rectums…with X-rays.
Don’t try this at home…