Brainstorm my Screename

Small British Shop Owner, please make sure that you are not simply creating a new account when subscribing. Multiple usernames are not allowed. If you wish to have a name change, you will need to contact an Administrator.

अर्भक विदेशी विपणिः स्वामिन्

“Small foreign shop owner”, according to English to Sanskrit dictionary

(It couldn’t handle “English”, sorry)

Whenever I see your current username abbreviated (SBSO), I always think of ASBO.

Tubadiva said I could contact her for a name change - but thanks for mentioning it, as if I didn’t know that (and there’s a lot I don’t know!) I wouldn’t much appreciate paying seven pounds fifty* to be banned instantaneously!

[footnote]*Another reason to hold off paying for now - I call 50/50 on UK interest rates going up tomorrow and the subscription fee therefore becoming cheaper[/footnote]

Smells Like Risotto

This from a guy that kills endangered animals for fun :confused: