Donald Eugene Ivens
So…um…how much longer are we going to do this?
Until Small British Shop Owner comes back, brings pie.
Wacky tank
I was thinking of the song “A Boy’s Best Friend Is His Mother” at the time. Some of the lyrics go “While looking through the knothole in Grampa’s wooden leg, why do they move the shore so near the ocean.”
@ LOUNE: As long as you like 
I was thinking earlier today, and came up with a very good one. But I don’t remember what it was 
Well, I make no more fun screennames until I get properly pied.
yes, that was a setup.
NO PIE FOR YOU!!
However, we have some fish.
Hold still, & this will be over in a second…<SLAPS Least Original User Name Ever with a Wet Trout>
**Buried under the patio
62 West Wallaby Street
Scrotal Dander
No, No, you misunderstand
**
How about an anagram?
Whips a Shrill Trombone
A Whorish Lint Problem
Whirls a Brimless Photon
A Limbless Worship Thorn
Tromps a Shrill Wishbone
Whirls a Thimble Sponsor
Hollow Shrimp Banister
Liberal Worship Month
Wilts Honorable Shrimps
Misprints Hollow Herbs
Polls Brownish Hermits
**Bob’s Yer Uncle
Luxury Yacht
Mushy Peas
Vernon Dursley
What’s All This Then? **
Account Deleted
Small and Wrinkled
Who Said That?
What’s That Smell?
Who Are You, Anyway?
Who goes There?
Inverted Dolphin
Useless Invention
Icecream Sandwich
Cold Grey Skies
Freddy and the Mercuries
Radioisotope
Fission By-Product
Fusable Link
Ballistic Penetrator
British Yanker (pun on Crank Yankers–people who prank telephone calls and Yank–sporting nickname for Americans and well, um… you know)
I often keep small list of potential user names at hand for cases like this. Presently, the list is quite short:
Armond Tamzerian Location: Springfield
Spider Pig Location: Springfield
Islamic Rage Boy™ Location: Srinagar, India
Bat Boy Location: Unemployed
Niles Bitchly Location: Behind Rodney
Oscar, Kitty of Doom Location: In Bed with You
For some reason I find this one the most charming. I don’t know why.
It brings to mind images of an impotently furious fifteen year old boy trying desperately to think up an insult. “Yeah?! Well… FUCK YOUR COUCH!” runs away
That, or the couch I discovered after I’d been sprawling on it regularly for a year had been… utilized… on a regular basis by a swinger buddy of mine. :eek:
Small British Shop Owner–have you chosen, yet?
Choose Now Bitch
Natives Are Restless
Burning You In Effigy
Sandpaper Condom
Not Pleased With You Right Now
Verbally Frustrated
WordSlut
Cheap and Easy
Happy Feller
Clammy Palms
Purple Sweat
Gator Raid
Did Someone Say Pie?
Rumpledforeskin
Street Tough
Steel-Toed Slipper
Feathery Mace
Eternal Trumpet
Married to Evil
Dreadlocked Asshair
Mohair Boxers
Schweaty Balls
Okay, so I regained my patience part way through the list.
Nope, I’m leaving things until the last minute (Monday) 
Someone Else Picked My Username
Deep Fried Squid
Baron von Baron
Dotted Lime
Woolly Wally
Cheese Bucket
I Couldn’t Think of a Username
What Goes Up
OJ Simpleton
Orderly Misconduct
Eely McHovercraft
Ball Point Ken