Is **Chicken of Bristol ** in use?
While there are many quality suggestions in this thread, none of them hold a candle to Captain Jetpack 
Miniscule Brittanic Retail Emporium Possessor
Clams Got Legs
All your username are belong to us
Continuing with our already established fudge theme: Fudge Fantasies.
Engelbert Humperdink, or is that taken?
10 Pound Minimum?
Comma Cropper
Lord Golomighty
Give Me More Money, You Bastard
Visa Accepted
Halfblood Hammerfist
Milton Schlumberger
Johnny Chimpo
Erik the Mauve
Fuck Your Couch
Balls of a Rhino
Smells Like A Wino
Jelly-Motherfuckin’-Donut
Zit Chewer
Hot Blondes, Apply Here
Fissure
Apple
Tangerine
Big Mac’s Special Sauce
Dumpling
Wafer Thin Mint
I’ll work on more later, if need be.
Torrential Wordflow? 
Lurid Neon Sound?
Electric Tea?
The Quick Brown Fox?
A Knothole in Grampa’s Wooden Leg? (May be too long?)
Cheers, keep em coming 
(I’m not going to give any opinions yet, as it wouldn’t be sporting)
Mister McCreepyPants
Minister of Ministering
Muenster Muncher
Obnoxious Exhaust
ID Badge Refused
Watch Spring
Spoon in the Wall
Booted Bucket
Wall Licking Kitty
Earwax
Earwig
Blind in One Eye
Docked Dork
Listing to the Left
Butt Filter
Butterfly Killer
Sweet Limabeans
Boiled Icecream
Whatever you choose, it should be Sanskrit. Pure Sanskrit. No exception.
That should make your decision easier.
As to oranges or apples for breakfast tomorrow, I can’t help you. You’re on your own.
Vas Deferens
Smelly Passion
Mungo
Howard the Duck
Septum
Release the Hounds!
Fair Territory
Cherubic Scrotum
Gleeful Midget
Barn Door
Straight Sailor
Butt Nugget
Ductile Worm
Edited to Add: You better take “Cherubic Scrotum”.
Not A PepperPot
If we don’t already have a Spiny Norman, that’s a good one
BurmaThePenguin (which makes even more bizarre sense if you factor in the HHGttG reference)
I believe Spiny Norman is already taken. Perhaps it’s Spiney Norman though? 
Or, merely, Grampa’s Wooden Leg?
Useless Kidney
Recycle This!
I Are Smart
Foofy Pillow
Cement Salad
Booyah!