Could be dangerous. In a desperate bid for attention he could strap some dynamite to his chest and take hostages.
My fantasy involves the Vikings going 0-8 to start the season, with Brittfar throwing 20 INTs and posting a rating below 0. He then gets benched and Jacksonfels leads the Vikings on an 8-game win streak and the playoffs.
But Childress puts the asshole back out there in the playoff game, where he throws 6 more INTs, defecates in his pants, and, most importantly, has his leg ripped completely off his body by a vicious hit, rendering him unable to compete in any athletic event ever again.
“It’s amazing, really, that Brett Favre looks like he’s having so much fun out there, hopping around on only one leg. I mean look at him”
I heard on one of the pre-season games that this was *still *a story… wow, it just won’t end. I used to be a fan, but that is starting to wane.
I’m rooting for him to start week 1 against Cleveland. Mangini can get his “OH, YOU WANT TO THROW 17 PICKS EH?” revenge and Cleveland can get their second home opener win this century. I was going to say something hyperbolic, like “their first home opener win since the great depression” but really, the truth is bad enough.
At least we’ll finally some resolution to the Favre saga.
Because Shaun Rogers is going to put an end to it.
Brett Favre’s family will finally retire him posthumously.
Favre has died. Favre has risen. Favre will come again. Blessed be the name of the Favre.
Okay, seriously, what the fuck?
In other reports, John Madden has died from the world’s largest orgasm.
Hmm. You know, he did retire and then was resurrected three days later. (Or at least it felt like it.) Unlike Favre, Jesus had the sense to only do the Big Comeback shtick once - He knew it gets old if you do it over and over again.
$12 million?
Ok can we really blame him? Yeah, I know , “How much money do you need”, etc. But $12 million is $12 million.
As a Packer fan, though, I am actually completely over this. I could not care less if he was a Viking.
This has become so surreal.
ESPN just confirmed that, pending a physical, Farve will sign this afternoon.
Yes, we can. $12 million dollars will not change Favre’s life one iota. He is already fabulously wealthy.
It’s not about the money, though, it’s about feeding his massive ego, and fuck everybody else – including his new teammates, who said they only wanted him if he was willing to go through camp with them.
In the end it won’t matter. He is no longer a championship QB, as the Vikings will learn.
Superbowl, bitches!!!
Favre hasn’t been in a superbowl in what, 8 years?
I can’t wait to watch him throw 11 TDs at Lambeau Field.
He’s been carrying shitty teams for most of those years, plus he’s never had a superstar running back like he’ll have with Adrian Peterson.
This is the best news I’ve heard all week. What a crappy football season it would have been if all I had to watch was the local coverage of the sorry viking quarterbacks Sage and Tavarus.
Be it 5 TDs or 5 ints a game it’s still going to be fun as hell to watch. My football viewing season has just been saved.
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.
You didn’t watch a lot of Jets’ games last year, did you?