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I believe that anyone should be able to tell you anything. Anything. I believe that they should have the right to tell you that you’re an assuming, easily judgemental, as well as just a little to easily disturbed.
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You stated quite plainly your intent. You want to piss people off. You’ve done it. You cam in to this forum, the Pit, begging to be flamed. You get flamed. Then you tell us we’re wrong for flaming you.
So…you’re a troll. An intelligent, articulate troll with a better grip on the English language than most trolls, but a troll nonetheless.
We here at the SDMB welcome people from all walks of life. We love different. We relish it. Why? Because we learn from it. We do not criticize what is different. We criticize blithering idiocy, and the occasional misplaced comma. Bear in mind, though, that you came to us. We did not go looking for you. That means if you want respect, behave in a manner that is worthy of respect, and you will get it. In spades.
No I don’t, and I never said that I did. I said you were an ignorant puke. I did not, however say that I am not an ignorant puke as well. I could be. You don’t know. You’ve stated more than once that we shouldn’t make assumptions. Heed your own advice.
Yawn. Oops. Sorry, I meant “EEK!”
I don’t piss off the wrong people. Ever. I carefully research before I set about attempting to piss someone off. I always piss off the right people. I’m nice to just about everyone else, though.
Cristi, Slayer of Peeps
I made my husband join a bridge club. He jumps next Tuesday.
Sure, if I piss them off I want them to be pissed. I’d also like them to tell me about it.
Troll… hmm if thats what you wanna call me. Go for it.
In my opinion you do criticize what is different. I came to you? No… I came to the boards. There is a different. I’m sure I’ll get the ‘this is a community’ from someone. I came to the idea of the boards. I came to the good parts I read in the posts.
I did not look at the bad things. Most people don’t see a brand new shiney car and go WOW look at that!! Not… “I bet you can see metal shavings in the oil.” Most likely you’ll see the good part rather than the bad in that case.
Spades? I highly doubt I’ll get that anytime soon. Sure my ego is big. Sure that first post was over the top. Honesetly. Do you think I deserve what I got? Were there any gentle warnings? I got REAMED. I doubt that respect was in spades. I gave them what I recieved.
Find heeding my own advice. Less assumptions. Many here beleive themselves better than I. Especially the G&S cops.
The wrath? You mock it. I’m serious. There are people out there that know more than you think they do.
You haven’t really made me angry. I don’t see how you can research those you’re going to piss off. You never know.
Have fun.
The Urge
falling I’m falling… falling … I’m falling… have you ever… buried your face in your hands cuz no one around you understands or has the slightest idea what it is that makes you be?
You think I wouldn’t kick a whiny little bitch like you?? Think again. So what if you could kick my ass. It would be worth it just to feel my foot knock a couple of teeth out of your ignorant maggoty-horse shit-spewing mouth.
I think Tubadiva ought to kick you just for threatening to threaten us. You wanna play with the board, expect it to play back. And even if I wouldn’t kick you in real life, the board will, fuckface. Trolls with more finesse than you have been kicked for messing with the board…so I highly doubt you have any merit for not getting kicked just for the threat.
As for DNFTT and other straight dope lingo. If you can’t run with the big boys and figure shit out for yourself then stay off the computer you gravy sucking twit.
And by the way nimnose your are walking talking proof that not everyone should get to talk. If what you were doing was considered speech, you might have amendment rights, but since no jury in the world would consider the bloody puss flowing from your mouth coherent speech, I think we can justifiably tell you to “shove it you monkeyfuck pukeface.”
Rather, I was in the position of a spore which, having finally accepted its destiny as a fungus, still wonders if it might produce penicillin.
–Ayi Kwei Armah
I don’t think you understand. I’m not little. I KNOW you wouldn’t kick me. I don’t think you could get close enough.
I wouldn’t have to kick your ass. “The way of the gentle” Also known as Judo. You take the other person and help them do what they want to do.
You can think whatever you wish. I didn’t threaten the board. I even stated specifically:
The board can kick me. Then again. Whats to stop another email address? More finesse? I seriously doubt it. I haven’t done anything wrong. I’ve even been pretty nice so far.
I haven’t broken the rules. I haven’t broken the board. I haven’t been a jerk.
I haven’t even used vulgar language.
Big boys? Hahaha, you were just being unreasonable. Honestly. Look at it! Be honest with yourself. You shouldn’t talk much. You haven’t been here much.
I beleive everyone should get to talk until they prove they shouldn’t. If I had just flamed perhaps I should be booted for being a troll. However If i do participate in discussions and ask GQ’s. I don’t think I shoud be banned.
It is considered speech. If you can’t understand, you need to go take an adult education class on reading.
You might want to try some better flames. Those didn’t even arouse any annoyance. I mean. They’re so far fetched. You should read about how to really hurt someone. Your flames suck.
I must say it. Sorry.
The Urge
no this ain’t over… not while I still need you around… you don’t owe me my change yet…
No shit, Sherlock. The reason I come to this board is to learn stuff, from people who know more than me.
Sure you will, if you straighten up and fly right. Show us the good side, and we’ll acknowledge it.
On second thought, I will retract this. I read your posts in GQ (hope your leg is feeling better soon, BTW). I don’t think you are a troll. But you are engaging in exceptionally troll-like behavior.
I’m not trying to make you angry. You asked for flames. I’m simply responding to what you asked for. As for the research, I think you’re bright enough to recognize a joke when you see one.
Cristi, Slayer of Peeps
I made my husband join a bridge club. He jumps next Tuesday.
For your information mr. I-can’t-grasp-reality, I have been visiting this board for over a year. I, unlike your king of fatheadedness, decided to wait until I was familiar with people, and how the board worked before I posted.
You admit that you have only been lurking for a month and a half. Tell me again who it is that shouldn’t be posting?
And since I know you have a hard time grasping the obvious, that last little question was rhetorical. Can you say that? r-h-e-t-o-r-i-c-a-l. Good, now go learn how to use it correctly in a sentence on another message board where obnoxious trolls like yourself aren’t so despised.
And as for your few threads in other forums, I hardly consider them the makings of a well-liked, intelligent poster. After you have been here as long as someone like Wally, and have proved yourself respectable (not that I really think you can) then I will give you my respect. Until then, piss off.
BTW, I really couldn’t give a shit less about whether you think my flames are good or not. They are my opinions, and surprisingly enough, I don’t base my opinions on the opinions of shits like yourself, or manner others for that matter. That is why they are called opinions. They are what I think. Not that you are familiar with the concept of thinking…
Rather, I was in the position of a spore which, having finally accepted its destiny as a fungus, still wonders if it might produce penicillin.
–Ayi Kwei Armah
I can grasp reality quite well. Why do you think I don’t?
Because you’ve been here for a year and just put…183 posts… of which You’ve spent 5 on me. At least. Seems like you’re barking up the wrong tree.
I’m quite familiar how the board works.
read op… then… post reply if you know what you’re talking about
I’m quite familiar with people they’re the lil bipods walking all over the planet.
Who cares about the lurking. Sounds like you’re a bit of a stalker to me. I just looked at the answers. I got bored and jumped in.
Also how is spelling a word going to help me say it? Try putting up a pronunciation key.
Rhetor"ical
Hmmm… I’m not despised here. How about
this…
I looked up rhetorical in a dictionary. How’s that for a sentence. I’m not real sure why you’re so intent on trying to flame me. Hehe you do such a bad job at it.
I’m glad you have your own opinions that makes you original, and even … and individual.
As for the fact that I do not think. I think YOU should think about this. If I didn’t think. How could I have pissed you off? Hmm? Wow theres a tree within 3000 miles of you. No brain. Does it piss you off? No. Sadly. So I have to THINK to piss you off.
With that out of the way would you like me to piss you off? I dunno you’re a college student we have that in common. I mean you don’t post very often perhaps you have a crush on me or something? Where are you from? What school. “struggling college student”
As for your respect? I’m not sure that time on a message board should have any merit on that. I don’t have any respect for wally. None. Not a bit. Personal opinion.
Who knows… maybe someday when he shows me something worthwhile. I guess you’re in the same boat.
The Urge
Drugs are good…and when you do’m people think that you’re cool…
If you went out of your way to ignore it. Why did you post?
How DARE you dnftt. This is supposed to be a forum where people take their problems with me and we get them worked out.
So wally whats the problem with me?
Tell me what the deal is.
Out with it. Btw I’m not litlte nor am I a cretin.
i’m not afflicted by cretinism. Which is a congenital condition caused by a deficiency of thyroid hormone during prenatal development and characterized in childhood by dwarfed stature, mental retardation, dystrophy of the bones, and a low basal metabolism
So wally tell me whats funny and tell me what the deal is.
The Urge
Good morning baby…I hope I’m gonna make it through another day.
I have a crush on you?? Ain’t that rich!! Well it is now official…you need to get over yourself. I don’t consider getting a clear view of some of the regular posters on the board before posting to be stalking. I dunno, any regulars here think I am a stalker??
Why are you so sure that you think? I don’t consider the ability to put words together in semblences of sentences(and rather poor ones at that) to be a sign that you are thinking/coherent/intelligent/(my SO suggests sane).
I go to a university in Washington. I really don’t feel comfortable telling you more. Although if you look hard enough you might find more information on this board. (Who was the stalker here again?? Another rhetorical question, but you knew that already didn’t ya?? Ooooh, another!)
A lot of incredibly intelligent people post to this board (no, you are not one). They contribute to threads when they can, and they are often friendly with other posters they are familiar with. And above all…they are respectful to me, therefore they themselves deserve respect.
And as for your question of whether or not I want you to piss me off. No, I just want you to go away. Go back to your cave/bridge/hole in the ground. You are becoming as troublesome as Scylla’s Nazi Hogs.As Wally asked, no longer will I feed you, Troll.
Rather, I was in the position of a spore which, having finally accepted its destiny as a fungus, still wonders if it might produce penicillin.
–Ayi Kwei Armah
Looks like you just made a nice try for a flame there Basil
Again I post. Why do you perpetuate the Troll then. You did post the ‘dnftt’ I must not be a troll then.
You still call me a cretin ‘Methinks’ you didn’t read the post.
Sure I’m not the G&S police. One of these days I’m going to go and look up all the posts you have that correct others.
ooh, except to say that I meant they themselves deserve respect from me…it is up to anyone else whether or not they show respect (although with boneheads like you, I bet the decision is difficult…what with your mental impairments and all)
Okay Wally, I promise I am done.
Rather, I was in the position of a spore which, having finally accepted its destiny as a fungus, still wonders if it might produce penicillin.
–Ayi Kwei Armah
It also was a joke. I’m not the most attractive person on earth. As for stalker. I said it seems more stalker like. Not that you were a stalker.
Nor am I the most outgoing. Yes I beleive that I think.
I put more than sentences together. When was the last time you saw a rock that could make sentences?
I’m sure you’re referring to deep thought. Well I’ve got plenty of that. You’ll never bother to find out. Thats okay though!!
I just think that you’re scape goating to the ‘he’s stupid’ response. Come up with something tangible. A real point! Make me believe I’m stupid if you’re so much smarter. I beleive that anyone who says that you are stupid beleive themselves higher or else they wouldn’t open their mouth… or fingers?
It sounds like you go to a good school. I hope you don’t have to struggle too hard. Its okay you don’t have to tell me more until you feel better about it. I don’t plan on searching the message board. I’ll only take the information you give me. Aren’t I a nice guy?
Did you happen to look up rhetorical? Because its supposed to be a well thought out, or well worded question. Still answerable in my opinion.
I am in fact one of the intelligent people on the board. So my syntax doesn’t make you want to read a book I wrote. Tough. I still am intelligent you can’t take that from me.
I respect you. Your flames suck. Would you rather me be a liar? I tend to think that honesty is much better than lying to someone to be courteous. I know I’m in trouble if a fat girl asks me if she looks fat though
I’ll go away. I won’t reply to you unless you post something in my direction kiddo. How’s that for going away? I hope its enough. I don’t happen to have a bridge/cave/hole in the ground. I’ll just keep living here at my domicile.
You never fed me anything. I’m still not a troll I just want to get everything worked out so no one carries any grudge against me.
And oopsy… You fed me again… 7 of 186 posts were to me. Interesting. However. If you aren’t feeding me… I must not be a troll.
The Urge
Hi Urge…I just came here a couple of days ago. I don’t have a problem with you at all. Acutally I was a little curious…just what kind of urge/urges you might be referring to…could any of them be the same as mine? And before you flame me…I’ll tell you now, mine are rather simple.
